CONSPIRACY REVEALED: Feldian Mind Control

[NavelColt 22,882]

As many of you are aware, long ago I made it aware to the public how the chicken admin came to be. I'm back with the latest confirmation of theories surrounding the overlord of the Feldian Network: Mind control.

 

That's correct. Hacking into the Feldian Network, I found something most disturbing regarding this secret project. Mind control. More specifically, brainwashing all 'unfit fans' to worship Twilight Sparkle as best pony. I was able to retrieve this leaked prototype video from the depths of the network's inner-workings. It is not yet implanted with subliminal messages, but it is close to perfection, and soon, every member will receive PM notifications including the finished product, rendering them instantaneous Twilight Sparkle fans by the time the relatively short video ends.

 

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I've wrapped the incomplete video in layers to ensure it does not leak it's adorakableness to the rest of the forum members, and begin conversion already. Watch at your own risk. Though incomplete, it may have traces of persuasion already.

 

 

 

 

 

 

http-~~-//youtu.be/IawuzUUYV7E

 

 

 

 

 

[Shiki 5,856]

[Retro*Derpy 3,197]

TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS BEST PONY. help me

Edited November 5, 2012 by Retro_Derpy

[longgone 873]

What is this witchcraft!? We must not let this evil spread! Call out the guard! Send out a call to arms! I know what we have to do...we have to take down Feld0....

[Radiance64 7,053]

But Twilight is best pony!

Oh god what is happening to me?!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Ah little do you all know that this was just a distraction. While your all worried about Feld0 controlling everyone I will launch my own plan that will make everyone love Pinkie Pie.

[Page Turner 607]

hmmm. nope. Pinkie Pie is still the best.

[Starshine 16,335]

A small mind is easily filled with faith

 

An empty mind is a loyal mind

 

Please report to your nearest commissariat for re-education

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

More specifically, brainwashing all 'unfit fans' to worship Twilight Sparkle as best pony.

Twilight Sparkle being best pony is common knowledge. Perhaps you've suffered a head injury or something that you can't remember, and you've gotten some of your MLP facts mixed up. We can help you if you let us.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Mind control doesn't work when you don't have Youtube.

 

Non-updated software prevails against science once again!

[Shift 4,272]

Excuse me, but Twilight and Trixie are both best pony. Pfft.

[Lunar Follower 86]

Meh... I worshipped without the use of brain control being needed

Edited November 5, 2012 by Twilight-Owl

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My brain is too dense to be brainwashed, haha! Take that evil overlords!