How do you sit in a Chair

[Fallen Angel 93]

ok just wondering cause im bored out off my mine how do u sit it a chair do you like run towards it and then stop and calmly sit down or jest lean back and fall off the chair or are you peter griffin and you don't know how to sit in a chair

 

 

SO HOW DO YOU SIT IN CHAIRS

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

"RUN AT THE CHAIR SUPER FAST WITH EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKROUND GUN FIRE AND YOU SAVE THE WORLD AND THERE'S A GIANT BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUND OFF EPIC POPORTIONS" The exact representation on how i sit in a chair.

[The-Master 1,176]

I think something like this would be satisfactory. You should try it sometime, though I would not recommend it for an equine posterior.

 

Edited November 19, 2012 by The-Master

[Dusty Soul 2,612]

I just simply sit down on it. Sometimes, if it's comfy I jump. If it's a school chair that is attached to a desk, I usually slide in between.

[Luna317 43]

first you give $200 send it to me Luna317 then make a pizza and give it to the chair then you burn your house down. then you send Luna317 more money! it as simple as that!

Edited November 18, 2012 by Luna317

[OkBuddy 586]

I don't usually sit in chairs, but when I do, I make sure it's the most epic thing in the universe. With explosions in the background, and gunfire in the background as well. I also make sure I have a cigar with babes and have my legs crossed.

Edited November 18, 2012 by DJ PINK-3

[Party Cannon 876]

I think something like this would be satisfactory. You should ry it sometime, though I would not recommend it for an equine posterior.

 

 

 

 

 

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! Ah, well...

 

Yes, I agree. After a bit of time in front of the computer, i gradually get to that posture.

 

Otherwise, I sit like the Emperor in Return of the Jedi.

 

Edited November 18, 2012 by Party Cannon

[Devious Detonation 442]

Sometime I sit like this:

 

 

And sometimes I sit like this:

 

 

And sometimes I don't sit:

 

 

I guess that's how I usually sit.

I don't have patience to take multiple pictures of me while sitting or making a video of it.

Too boring and takes some time do to.

Edited November 18, 2012 by Devious Detonation

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I rock on the chair/stool continuously and say in a sing-song tone "Chair Action, Chair Action, Chair Action" multiple times.... well that's only in art class

[Sky 746]

If its a single person school type chair. I'll sit uncomfortably in it and keeping changing my position. If its an arm chair I'll rest my head on one arm and my legs on the other.

[Purged Account 57]

-Snipped content, purging account-

Edited April 4, 2018 by Purged Account

[Sarajevo 124]

I tend to sit in a criss cross position, and for some reason it's the most comfortable that is until my legs fall asleep in that case I just fall down if I try to get up like a bag of bricks

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

i sit in a chair in many different way, but most commonly i decide to sit like this:

 

LIEK A BAWS! I beat ya all to it i beat you all to it!

[Hansel 1,512]

How do I sit on a chair?

 

 

Indubitably.

 

*takes out a bottle of port*

Balderdash! Jeeves, fetch me that blasted corkscrew before I resort to unscrupulous measures!

Edited November 18, 2012 by Hansel

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Ah, yes, "sitting." The incredible art of changing one's bodily configuration to place one's gluteal region upon a seat. We have dismissed the claim.

 

So how, exactly, do I sit? I just sit in the chair.

[SrFrog 927]

Oh, no well I just sit in the chair without a thought. Had the question been how I sit on a massage chair, the whole thing would be different. Pure bliss I tell ya'...

[Zygen 6,066]

Well the act of me actually sitting down is just walking up to the chair, and sitting down. I don't do anything super classy or something.

As for how I sit. I just sit in all kinds of crazy ways, I can't really name them all. I sit with my legs crossed, my legs under my butt, and many many other ways..

Only one I don't really sit in much is a "Normal" sitting position. But I guess I sit kinda like that in school, so I guess that counts.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

There are three positions I usually assume: sitting upright and properly, sitting on the very edge, hunched over; or slouching so low that my neck is almost resting on the seat. The position depends on what I'm doing. That extreme slouch is usually reserved for when I'm posting on forums. Sitting on the edge of my seat is normally the result of playing something intense. Proper posture happens when I'm watching something.

 

Lately I've been making a conscious effort to improve my posture in all situations.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I sit ALL OVER that damn thing

I constantly switch positions at a moments notice because I can't seem to find a good comfy spot

When I DO find a good comfy spot I go "me gusta :3"

[Squid 100]

I prefer a wing-back chair.

 

In my typical position, I rest my left arm on one of the wings, and I rest my left leg on the arm rest. My right arms rests on the right arm rest, and I keep my right leg on the floor or crossed.

 

And that's how I sit when I watch My Little pony: Friendship is Magic.

It's rather comfortable, actually.

[Starshine 16,334]

I put my oversized butt on it, as simple as that

 

If the chair is particularly hard, usually I took some time to search for a cushion. Better get yourself comfortable if you plan to spend the next few hours on it

[Dewdlz 938]

Lol. I sit in a chair in many ways, sideways left to right, crouching on top of it, reverse chair sitting, no chair at all (look ma, no chair!)

[Shark Woona 169]

Aye mate, well ye came to the right shark. First ye have to stand in front of the chair. Then look down at it like it stole yer money. Now ye grab the chair by it's legs and ye wrestle it like yer at WWE. After yer chair stands tall over yer defeated body and laughs and twirls it's evil mustache around with his tophat, you will notice lighting in the back for dramatic effect. Now ye must rise up when the chair walks away, take out yer knife you hid in yer shoe, and go up behind him for the kill.

 

Now if ye mess this part up, ye will have to run away and call the police, because then the chair will have the knife.

 

Ye must cut the chair's mustache so it will be uneven. The chair will be shocked and unable to move. Finally ye will be able to sit in the chair, but before ye are able to do so, the chair will break yer right ankle. Ye will be able to sit, but at a price.

 

This concludes how I sit in a chair, now if ye want to know how to eat, it's a completely different story mate. 

[SCS 7,537]

I just sit in the chair. My life is fascinating.

 

I did make out with a chair once, though. That was fun.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Ass first.  Unless I'm feeling adventurous and elect to straddle the chair.