You are battling the avatar above you, who would win?

[Wingnut 7,018]

Two on one?  And one of them has rapid fire magic bolts?

 

I'm waving the white flag right now. 

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

Normally I would just slice you in half but... Damn it, that yell! How am I supposed to compete against the power of yay?

[Devious Detonation 442]

Hahaha... You are facing both me and your doom...

 

This rune in my violoncello bow makes it able to cut through iron like a knife through butter.

You better like sushi, because you just accidentaly ordered some!

Edited December 26, 2012 by Devious Detonation

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

Oh really? Well FYI this sword is made of folded steel, meaning it can trash your flimsy little cello bow and I can finish you and be home in time for tea.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Come at me, bro.

[Devious Detonation 442]

Hey look a nucle- OH CRAP!

 

Oh really? Well FYI this sword is made of folded steel, meaning it can trash your flimsy little cello bow and I can finish you and be home in time for tea.

You really don't know the power of Apocalyptica... /pitty

[KPM 288]

I'm back, you Metalman!

And guess what! Your deafening music won't deafen me more than I already am!

My ears are, for now, null of all feel, JUST FOR YOU! Ain' ya happy?

And not only that, but I enchanced my blades with Antarctic Vibranium. Don't ask me how did I get it.... But guess who's going to bleed NOW?

*Once again, lashes out against the man, melting through the metal skin and causing grievous wounds. For real.*

Today, victory shall be mine!

...

*Throws a Hyper Scoution next to the man*

I don't want to piss off 'Tavi by taking out her colleague, and I owe you one.

And I promise that's not poisoned.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Hopefully you won't threaten Spike otherwise Twilight will rage on YOU.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Hm, battling a baby dragon and a midget horse. Should be easy enough. Just one good blow to the--

 

Wait, they're magic? Shoot.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

YOUR DEATH IS IMMINENT

 

OPERATION: OVERTHROW EQUESTRIA 2012

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Battling Twilight with Starwirl attire?

 

Im unsure.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Well seeing as I am a cartoonish dwarf with a head larger than his torso and limbs combined, I would say I'd win in the intelligence and cleverness division, but am at a loss in the magic and physical adeptness departments.

 

In a sea battle I would command a fleet to victory whereas Twilight would have to have her older brother pull a few shots to even make a dent.

 

But in a pony-on-small-dwarfish-moustache-man I think I would lose on account of legs that can't even reach my hands, let alone kick anypony.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Blue

[KPM 288]

Bwaha... Tiny man, are you sure you should be here?
I'ma cut your legs off and beat you with them.

While making all the bootleg jokes I can imagine.

[ShyForever 284]

I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure Pinkie Chief would defeat you.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Oh come on, a mare with Spartan armor.

The unicorn division of my army would just slip the armor off.

The earth division would then kick her in the lower back (near the kidneys)

And then the pegasi would deliver one final blow to the heart with an arrow.

[ShyForever 284]

Well, I'm kinda battling only your avatar, am I not?

 

That would mean that it's you versus Pinkie Chief.

 

Pinkie Chief has guns.

 

End of story.

[Mortimer 332]

Guile vs Pinky Chef huh? Imma Sonic Boom ye' ass outta my way!

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Rainbow's fabulosity is invincible, your ripped character from I think Street Fighter doesn't stand a chance.

[Mortimer 332]

You can't just add " i think from Street Fighter" when my coolness somersaults your butt!

[Jalaton 155]

Yeah, I wouldn't stand a chance...

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Gummy Sorcerer?

Oh please.

 

Execute him.

 

 

Pinkie Chief has guns.

 

End of story.

Like generals don't have guns? 

I'm a pegasus.

 

Earth ponies don't fly.

 

Therefore, I could take you out from large heights.

How, you ask? 

 

Lightning.

[KPM 288]

You can't escape me, foal.

Your silly General attire doesn't have holes for your wings!

*Slashy slashy*

Sayonara.

[ShyForever 284]

I like this guy. I don't want to hurt him.

 

But I will if I have to.

[Wingnut 7,018]

If this opponent has half of Pinkie Pie's abilities, I'm a goner. 

[KPM 288]

Fluttershy, supposedly a weak link of the Mane 6, yet to show any mentionable strength.

Her stare can be a dangerous thing. Even a seasoned warrior may have problems disobeying the stare.

However... A quick swipe thro will take her out. There isn't room for cuteness in a battle.