The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but there IS a very tall cliff, which you fall off.

 

 

 

I wish for some tea.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but Furio Tigre poisoned it, thinking you are Glen Elg.

 

 

 

I wish that I could freely travel to Equestria and back again.

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, but only as a tree in the Everfree forest.

 

I wish I was a black and red alicorn who loves everyone and never does anything wrong cuz he is teh best.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Then you are killed by a psychotic changeling who takes your place and harvests all the love you attracted.

You then go to hell because there is a special place there for Mary and Gary Stu's.

Have fun!


I wish for a good nite of rest.

Edited May 8, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you fall into a coma.

 

 

 

 

I wish that Mary Sues and Gary Stus did not exist.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but now My Immortal isn't funny anymore ;(

 

I wish I had a cookie.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

granted, but it is a flavor of MY choice. I hope you like fingernails.

 

 

I wish I had better skills drawing with my tablet.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the skills are a DLC and you used up your bandwidth watching EquestriaGirls on Ebaumsworld.

I wish SnoopLyon has a guest speaking role on MLP.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, he voices one line of a random background pony in the middle of a yelling crowd.

 

I wish for Equestra Girls to be good.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted til Lasagna Thief gets the script and makes it all about Twilight Sparkle being an amish human girl that falls for him.

I wish they had a brony scented aftershave.
 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's available everywhere but your location.

 

 

 

I wish that my life was a visual novel and that I was the protagonist.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but the antagonist is your arch rival. She does everything in her power to benefit from different situations. Like putting you in awkward situations, and watching you squirm for fun.

 

now that I think of it....I wish I was that antagonist!

Edited May 13, 2013 by Hayze

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get drawn and written by Rob Liefield. You are fully aware of your status as a comic character and it burns in the worst way possible. Every single copy is burned one by one and you feel it every single time.

You both get to suffer for all eternity.

 

Say thank you.


I wish I wasn't so behind on all the TV shows and movies I like.

[Brony182 48]

Granted, you dont like any movies or shows anymore.

 

I wish I had a mug of orange juice

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The mug also has a tiny little trace of the Ebola hemorrhagic fever. Enjoy!

I wish I had the discipline I need to write.

[Roi 100]

Granted 

It's possessed by a killer baby

 

I wish Homestuck was real 

If I die I get God tier 

If I get god tier and I die i go to the dream bubbles with my dead friends 

and I can't die there! 

YOU BUTT FACE 

 

Granted every time you write a baby dies 

 

I wish Homestuck was real 

If I die I get God tier 

If I get god tier and I die i go to the dream bubbles with my dead friends 

and I can't die there! 

Edited May 16, 2013 by TheFlyingLettuceBros

[Hazardus_Havard. 480]

Granted 

It's possessed by a killer baby

 

I wish Homestuck was real 

If I die I get God tier 

If I get god tier and I die i go to the dream bubbles with my dead friends 

and I can't die there! 

YOU BUTT FACE 

 

Granted every time you write a baby dies 

 

I wish Homestuck was real 

If I die I get God tier 

If I get god tier and I die i go to the dream bubbles with my dead friends 

and I can't die there! 

Granted.

 

Your only role in the Homestuck universe is to make beds and to make sure they're kept clean with new sheets and blankets daily.

That's all you can do and that's all you'll ever do while receiving a balanced diet of food and isolated breaks to yourself for fitness and entertainment, to keep you alive for a very long time to continue making beds for the rest of your existence.

 

I wish I had a Wacom Cintiqu.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have to assemble it yourself. Otherwise, very bad things will happen to you. You have 36 seconds *evil smile*. GO!

I wish that work won't be so bad tomorrow.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, it's very horrible instead.

 

I wish my apartment building would allow for cats...

[sheparddog 8]

it's full of tigers and lions that eat pepole.

 

 

the library of congress

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but all its contents are subsequently destroyed following a huge fire.

 

 

I wish to be followed by a cute anime demon wherever I go.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but this cute anime "demon" keeps asking if you wish to sign a contract...

 

I wish I had a strawberry sundae now! :3

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but as you start eating it, your neighbor suddenly appear in your room, snatch the sundae and makes a run for it

 

I wish (hope) that Sweden will win the World Championship in Hockey this year :3

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted, but in order to win, the Swedish team has to sell their souls to Death (from The Seventh Seal).

 

 

 

I wish for four fried chickens and a Coke.

Edited May 19, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Granted. But you must fight the monster in the caves that is guarding the chicken and coke to receive it.

 

 

I wish it rained bubbles tomorrow.