The Corrupted Wish Game

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, you explode twice! but are then banned to the moon.

 

I wish I could see other bronies.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the pootis is removed once you get it.

 

SCREW YOU "POSTED TOO QUICKLY ERROR!

 

Granted, those bronies are annoying.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Edited June 10, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Ampharos 1,009]

Error Error, can not compute

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

No wish to grant....

 

So...

 

I wish supper was ready

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but you dropped it as soon as you got it.

 

I wish that I could think of a good OC for my friend

[Frenzyhero 52]

Granted, but your opinion of good is so warped that it makes "Cupcakes", "Sweet Apple Massacre", and "Rainbow Factory" all look more childish than Barney and the Teletubbies combined.

 

I wish I could fall from any height and sustain no damage to my body.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but to make it up, you are more likely to die from other things.

 

I wish to go to Equestria as a human.

[Gay Bird 420]

Granted, but all the ponies there hate you and banish you to the moon.

 

I wish for blarf.

[Iridian 71]

Error: could not compute 'blarf' no such command exists. Did you mean 'barf'? Releasing barf.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, you were knocked unconscious after a bus hit and left you in a coma that ultimately left you brain dead.

 

I WISH FOR MUFFINS

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but they are (without you knowing) filled with rat poison.

 

I wish bronycon won't catch fire this year.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but there's an earthquake instead.

 

More muffins?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they are very dirty and carry lots of microorganisms that can harm you.

 

I wish all of those annoying flying insects never existed.

Edited June 10, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, parasprites no longer exist and now there is no reason for Pinkie to play ten instruments at once

 

A nicer tophat?

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but it is eaten by parasprites

I want an energy sword that will last forever, and I can wield it, and it is big enough so that It fits in my hand, but not to as to the point where I cannot carry it. 

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but it is  stuck to your hand and everything it hits hurts you instead

 

I wish you were mad

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but in my insanity I stab you and you die.

 

I wish for some moisturizer.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but the "moisturizer" is really... hehe

 

I wish for everything and nothing to be wrong with this wish.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Fancy Ram

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted but that everything drops on top of you and kills you.

 

 

I wish I had super powers

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, you now have tree

 

I wish It wasn't so hot here in Texas.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted it's now -150c

 

I wish for a wish that wasn't tainted

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are dead, you have nothing to work on anymore.

 

I wish for wings.

Edited June 11, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted. You now do everything all at once. You no longer can rest.

Granted, but one is superhuge, while the other is tiny. You also have them all over your body

I wish that.... my wish would be corrupted

Edited June 11, 2013 by Sierra-117

[Malao 27]

Granted. You now do everything all at once. You no longer can rest.

Granted, but one is superhuge, while the other is tiny. You also have them all over your body

I wish that.... my wish would be corrupted

Granted, but it's corrupted in a way that somehow benefits you as well as hurts you.

 

I wish I had better grades.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Malao