The Corrupted Wish Game

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted now the entire world will be frozen in time forever. o3o

I wish that it's Halloween everyday

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but everyone's costumes are forever bound to their bodies.

I wish it was always winter.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted everyday is a winter wonderland and we all got buried in snow.

I wish summer doesn't exist. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but time stops, and all life with it D:
 

I wish I could divide by zero o3o

 

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted but you get stuck in a wormhole forever.  

I wish that I can find out what the last digit of pi is.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you will be constantly finding the new 'last digit', as pi is infinite. You will be stuck in a loop forever!  

I wish I could fly.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, but you can only fly up to 2 cm away from the ground.

I wish I can breathe underwater.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore.

I wish for pizza.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted but there are anchovies on it. 

I wish I can open any door. 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, Wannabrony said:

Granted but there are anchovies on it. 

I wish I can open any door. 

Granted but you become SLIME IRL

 

I wish for Twily

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted but she's in love with me.

I wish for another cat! :3

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Rhythm Red said:

Granted but she's in love with me.

I wish for another cat! :3

Granted but it's my old bipolar cat and it scratches you to death

 

I wish for a portal to Equestria and the ability to communicate with people on this side of it

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but you're stuck there permanently, and people can't follow you in. You can still communicate with them, but not be with them.

I wish for a new car!

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

11 minutes ago, Rhythm Red said:

Granted, but you're stuck there permanently, and people can't follow you in. You can still communicate with them, but not be with them.

I wish for a new car!

Granted but it's a non-cruse controlled Vauxhaul Zafira and it EXPLODES when you drive it

 

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but that wish is that you spontaneously combust.

I wish for Pringles!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become a tube of crisps o3o

I wish for more slime :V

 

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

Granted, but the slimes rebel against you!

I wish I wasn’t sick.

[TS Lightner 269]

I'll grant it, once I get over my own cold.

 

I wish I wasn't sick either.

 

 

[RDDash 19,186]

Granted, but you are transmorthed into pony.

I wish that scientists could weaponize friendship really hard.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

Granted, now all friendships are explosive and has a slight chance of killing you.

I wish for more facial hair

Edited March 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but now you grow too much of a beard.

I wish I didn't keep growing facial hair.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, you're a girl so you never grow facial hair.

 

I wish I didn't have the shivers due to my cold.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

Granted, heat stroke now ails you 24/7.

I wish I could drive faster.

[Wannabrony 11,640]

@Superplay64 Granted but now you scream uncontrollably in place of your shivers.

@Lucky Bolt Granted but now the police is on your tail. 

I wish that I can withstand spiciness

Edited March 13, 2018 by Wannabrony

[TBD 17,254]

granted your tongue fall off.

I wish I'm  done with college and have a decent job.