The Corrupted Wish Game

[RDDash 19,186]

Granted, but you work as a principal at highschool.

 

I wish I was  a wizard.

[Cyclone 1066 3,619]

Granted but you have now been banished to a galaxy completely devoid of life.

3 hours ago, Wannabrony said:

@Superplay64 Granted but now you scream uncontrollably in place of your shivers.

@Lucky Bolt Granted but now the police is on your tail. 

I wish that I can withstand spiciness

@Wannabrony is first victim of the similar profile pictures. But either way in that case, I wish I had a James Bond oil slick installed in my car.

[Will Guide 21,360]

7 minutes ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

Granted but you have now been banished to a galaxy completely devoid of life.

@Wannabrony is first victim of the similar profile pictures. But either way in that case, I wish I had a James Bond oil slick installed in my car.

Granted, but you'll be running over Mario Kart Bananas Peels as a side-effect.

I wish all my unfair anger and jealousy were gone.

Edited March 13, 2018 by WiiGuy2014

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but inexplicable fear replaces it D:
I wish I was a better advocate T3T

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but every advocates you say or do is the devil's.

I wish  for a long relaxing day. 

 

 

Edited March 13, 2018 by TBD

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, TBD said:

granted but every advocates you say or do is the devil's.

I wish  for a long relaxing day. 

 

 

Granted but you can never relax again.

 

I wish for a portal to Equestria where I can go between the human realm and Equestria

[Aqua shine 1,898]

true on that i wish i had rainbow dash on my side

that not comeing true

 

rainbow dash is my true freind

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, rainbow dash13 said:

true on that i wish i had rainbow dash on my side

You didn't corrupt the wish like this:

Granted, you'll always have Dash on your side. Even when you need to have private space.

I wish I could understand what's going on in the minds of people I feel I lost footing with.

[Aqua shine 1,898]

ok then i will agree with u on that

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

2 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

You didn't corrupt the wish like this:

Granted, you'll always have Dash on your side. Even when you need to have private space.

I wish I could understand what's going on in the minds of people I feel I lost footing with.

Granted but you can't speak English anymore

 

I wish that I could speak Scots Gaelic

[Will Guide 21,360]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Granted but you can't speak English anymore

 

I wish that I could speak Scots Gaelic

Actually the corruption you put on my wish is exactly what I was going to do to you.

I wish I knew how to repair broken Friendships

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Actually the corruption you put on my wish is exactly what I was going to do to you.

I wish I knew how to repair broken Friendships

Granted but you can't move due to there being too much love in the air

 

I wish that I had a wish to wish for a wish to wish (and so on)

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Granted but you can't move due to there being too much love in the air

 

I wish that I had a wish to wish for a wish to wish (and so on)

Granted, the world explodes due to the infinite loop.

I wish I actually turn into a Changeling and actually see what it's like being a certain person

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, the world explodes due to the infinite loop.

I wish I actually turn into a Changeling and actually see what it's like being a certain person

Granted, but you always remain in the "hungry caterpillar"  stage 5-ever!

 

I wish I was my OC

[Will Guide 21,360]

33 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Granted, but you always remain in the "hungry caterpillar"  stage 5-ever!

 

I wish I was my OC

Granted, but ponies find you weird for your mismatched tail.

I wish I could go back to Walt Disney World.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but ponies find you weird for your mismatched tail.

I wish I could go back to Walt Disney World.

Granted, but you get arrested there and get banned from ever coming back

 

I wish us bronies were a majority

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Granted, but you get arrested there and get banned from ever coming back

 

I wish us bronies were a majority

Honestly, that punchline is not funny and given the real world stress I'm going through now, I need more light-hearted punchlines.

Anyway, granted but we're unfortunately like the overcritical fan ponies in Fame and Misfortune.

I wish I could fly.

[SharpWit 2,673]

You can fly but you lose the use of your arms and legs.

I wish I was a benevolent dictator.

[TS Lightner 269]

@WiiGuy2014Granted, gravity is reversed for you, which means that if you step outside, you'll float up into the atmosphere.

 

I wish that Wallace's bed-lift drop system could be done in real life.

Edited March 13, 2018 by Superplay64

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Honestly, that punchline is not funny and given the real world stress I'm going through now, I need more light-hearted punchlines.

Anyway, granted but we're unfortunately like the overcritical fan ponies in Fame and Misfortune.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you can't stop flying, ever...

 

I wish for a funny wish to wish for (and nae ninjaes)

[SharpWit 2,673]

Granted, but no one else finds your wish to be funny.

I wish that I had new pillows.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, they're so soft your head sinks in to the point where you suffocate.

 

(Since there were so many wishes at once, I'm gonna re-use this one) I wish that Wallace's bed-lift drop system could be done in real life.

Edited March 13, 2018 by Superplay64

[SharpWit 2,673]

Granted, but the drop isn't perfect do you always land on something less than comfortable.

I still wish to be a benevolent dictator.

[Nye 1,652]

Granted but your loved ones despise you, and your entire country constantly plans on how to overthrow you.

I wish for a cake. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you are now a Rarity-shaped cake o3o

I wish the cast of Star Trek TNG would voice act in MLP o3o