The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but because of covid nobody want your bill and change


I wish more colder temperature 

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, is absolute zero.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but it's broken so all the menu and games are settled in chinese !

I wish for this forum to have more many awesome user  

[TBD 17,254]

granted you're not awesome so they kicked you out.

I wish for it to rain already

[TotallyNotNyx 15,566]

It ends up snowing black ice.

I wish to meet a special some pony some day lool

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it’s 75 years from now.

I wish I didn’t get hay fever.

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did to didn’t

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, now you get horrible blistery rash instead.

I wish DLC didn't cost extra.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, but the cost of the actual game is doubled to make up for it.

I wish I could skip the rest of the year and go straight to 2021.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but 2021 is end of the earth year

I wish i can go for a swim but...the virus 

 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You're stuck swimming in a small tank for an indefinite amount of time.

I wish I could build anything.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you can now build sand castle 

I wish to be less tired !

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted, now you won't have to sleep for the next ten years!

I wish I had bacon.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but it's inside that block of ice over there.

I wish my cat would stop licking random things.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, he/she starts biting and scratching them to pieces instead.

I wish The Simpsons was still funny.

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Granted! But in reverse, now only the awful new Simpsons is still funny and the old Simpsons is seen as terrible but with the exact same jokes!

I wish I never felt a hangover again!

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

9 hours ago, Handsome Changeling said:

I wish I never felt a hangover again!

Granted but now alcohol taste like so bad you can't drink it anymore !

I wish for not to hot summer. I really do...

[TBD 17,254]

Granted.... winter is coming and it’s a 2nd ice age.. and you die.

I wish my right leg doesn’t hurt anymore So that I can run better.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, your head hurts instead.

I wish my ceiling fan worked correctly.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but it was working so well that it fly off the wall and broke itself

I wish we can skip summer

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

4 minutes ago, TBD 🚬 said:

granted but it was working so well that it fly off the wall and broke itself

I wish we can skip summer

Granted but now it's only ice age

I wish I could get a powerfull computer 

[Will Guide 21,360]

4 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but now it's only ice age

I wish I could get a powerfull computer 

But the computer takes over the world using you as a pawn.

I wish this stupid coronavirus would go away and I can go back to Disneyland

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 minute ago, Will Guide said:

But the computer takes over the world using you as a pawn.

I wish this stupid coronavirus would go away and I can go back to Disneyland

Granted but you can't get out of Disney Land, EVER.

I wish you could get me cotton candy on your way  

[Will Guide 21,360]

5 hours ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but you can't get out of Disney Land, EVER.

I wish you could get me cotton candy on your way  

Granted, but it's rock hard.

I wish I could spend one night at Freddy's

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it’s Freddy Krueger’s.

I wish I was as rich as Scrooge McDuck.

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

Granted, but you will be hated for all the money you have and eventually be assassinated

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world