The Corrupted Wish Game

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted, only to be replaced by two wasps.

 

I wish to have my wish corrupted.

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Denied. You have created a time-space paradox, in which case the fail-safe is initialized. You have been ejected from this dimension, and forever eliminated from this time steam and all others.

 

I wish Toothless could go to the Grand Galloping Gala.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted but you can't go.

 

 

I wish this stupid DLC would download faster.

Edited October 16, 2012 by AnonBrony

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, but it corrupts.

 

 

I wish I could remember to make a wish easier.

Edited October 17, 2012 by Parties like Pinkie

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but you forget everything else.

I wish I had some Froot Loops!

[Lightning Flicker 101]

Granted, but you realize they are rotten after eating half the box.

I wish I had a zombie kitten that would not eat me, my friends, or my family.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. A zombie dog eats it, then eats you, your friends, and your family. Also, your remains are then nuked by the LSS Luna's defective Elements Of Harmony rainbow curving the wrong way.

 

I wish for moar brick walls.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. But they all crumble and fall on you.

 

I wish i didn't have school tommorow.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. But they all crumble and fall on you.

 

I wish i didn't have school tommorow.

 

Granted, you are in jail who is about to be executed.

"You are dead blahblahblah"

 

I wish you took back your corruption of Fluttermedic being stabbed by a spy before Dimitri finds out.

Edited October 17, 2012 by Hazardous Material

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Uhhh Granted? But uhh... ur still backstabed. And ur whole team is too. And the other team wins.

 

 

I wish Mr. Material up there would never make a TF2 related wish or corruption. EVA. heheh.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Uhhh Granted? But uhh... ur still backstabed. And ur whole team is too. And the other team wins.

 

 

I wish Mr. Material up there would never make a TF2 related wish or corruption. EVA. heheh.

 

Granted, now it's G Mod related wishes now.

 

I wish AnonBrony was a ragdoll so I can throw him around.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. But i'm actually a bomb and explode and kill you. Yes i did just kill myself off.

 

 

I wish the person above me would not corrupt this wish.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. We do it instead.

I wish for a boat.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but it's just a bath toy sized one.

I wish I had a clipboard.

Edited October 17, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[The Weapon 168]

Granted, but Celestia sends it to the moon and Luna finds it and uses it in an office building she's building on the moon.

 

I wish for a parasprite controller band.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but it malfunctions and the parasprites eat u up

 

I wish I had the best art skills in the universe.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Then the universe derps, and everyone gets better art skillz.

 

I wish I had an invisible wish.

Edited October 17, 2012 by The Weapon

[XxApplejackxX 4]

Granted, but since being invisible is scientifically impossible, the wish doesn't exist

 

I wish Applejack was my best friend

Edited October 17, 2012 by XxApplejackxX

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. She then sends your phone bills nuclearly high due to massive long-distance phonecalls from most of Equestria to your house.

I wish for a scientifically possible invisible wish.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You have to wait 250 years until scientifically scientifically possible invisible technology emerges.

 

I wish I could perform magic.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except you're an Earthasi like Fluttershy and you have to train immensely to use what you have.

 

I wish for a brick.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted. Except you're an Earthasi like Fluttershy and you have to train immensely to use what you have.

 

I wish for a brick.

 

Granted. It falls and hits you on the head.

"You are dead, STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!"

 

I wish I was a Gmod admin

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. No one uses Gmods any more. You have nothing to moderate.

I wish I was taller.

[Clarity 3,094]

You grow 1/5 of the height....of a worm.

 

I wish for no fun.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except Pinkie Pie brings it back due to the Element Of Laughter firing miniHarmony Rainbows everywhere from fun overload and we don't need anything blasted by the Elements Of Harmony yet.

 

I wish for an elephant.