The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you have a personal assistant resembling Baymax, but it goes haywire and destroys every property around you. o3o

I wish Supergiant and Proxima Midnight, both members of Thanos' Black Order, become my loyal waifus. o3o

Supergiant                                         Proxima Midnight

Edited September 19, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4

[TBD 17,256]

Granted but they are too much to handle and as much you love them they are only using you. 

I wish  for the venom movie to come early.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but the movie is bad. Like, really bad.

My back hurts, I wish I don't

[TBD 17,256]

Granted you earn yourself a new metal  spine that wont hurt. but now your back is stiff and you can't bent.

I feel ya, my right knee hurts, I wish it will get better.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you earn yourself a new metal  knee that wont hurt. but now your leg is stiff and you can't bent.
I wish this thread was more active !

[TBD 17,256]

Granted but it will be just you granting your own wishes..sad.

I wish I can do sky diving right about now.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you just jump without your parachute !
I wish I could say I'm gonna miss you, but it's not true so...

[NullAccount 287]

Granted, but you know it's a lie.

I wish I didn't have to go to counseling. 

Edited September 21, 2017 by FlutterFly761

[Clod 8,294]

Granted, but now you're physically ill and have to see a doctor all the time.

I wish I was rich and got the money legally and can use it for whatever I want.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,352]

Granted, but it's all in cash and it's in a foreign currency. So you go to the currency exchange place and get super ripped off 

I wish I could stop procrastinating! 

[NoktiKlepto 16]

Granted, but now that you don't wait until the last minute to do your work, you don't get those intense bursts of focus that procrastination forces you into. 

I wish I could be a master of the barbecue.

[Widdershins 9,960]

     Granted, you can turn one inside out & reassemble it quick as a wink and keep one running like a clean whistle! You are however, perpetually mystified as how to cook with it. And you're also allergic to meat. I like to kick you when you're down.

 

   I wish for one simple thing. Basically this:

[Clod 8,294]

Granted, but you have so much floof you suffocate.

I wish to sleep and dream forever, with no nightmares.

[Driz 1,552]

Congrats! Your wish was granted! 

But you just keep having a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream about a dream

AND YOU CAN'T WAKE UP!! D:

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I wish I had an angel
For one moment of love
I wish I had your angel
Toniiiiiight

[Yumekai 735]

Granted 

Look, There's an angel too bad you can't see paranormal, Spiritual beings!

 

I wish i could turn invisible 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but the whole planet Earth and the population turn invisible instead of you. o3o

I wish I can join Thanos' Black Order, so I can be with my waifus, Supergiant & Proxima Midnight. :3

 

[Widdershins 9,960]

  Well, don't know about Proxima but she does seem like an Edgelord, she is working for Mr. DeathFanboy after all. As for Supergiant I'm pretty sure the drawback there is that you can't have any sort of relationship with her that doesn't end in her crushing you to death accidentally. Quite certain a mortal + a lover with super strength tends not to end well.

   *thick russian accent*  "Here, Darrling. Allow me to lovingly caress thine face."  *SNAP!* "Sigh. Darn. Not again. It getting hard to hide bodies."

 

  @Yumekai Granted, you know, to be invisible requires all of you to be able to allow light to pass through you. Scientifically speaking, your eyes need to be able to reflect light in order to work. So, technically you can't have the power of invisibility without also being blind yourself. So while others can't see you, technically everything else is not visible to you!

 

   Man, wish I was as snappy with coming up with my own wishes as I was with destroying the hope...  I mean wishes of others.

 

                                                                        Also, dying of over-floof is a bad thing?!...

Edited September 22, 2017 by Widdershins

[BrawnyCharger 513]

Granted. But sometimes they don't always make sense and you wind up repeating yourself. 

I wish that for just one episode, Big Macintosh gets to have a big hero moment. 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, Big Macintosh gets an epic moment were he turns into a badass hero. Too bad though, it's not considered canon.

I wish to wield the power of Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet. :3

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but Deadpool shows up and steals it for absolutely no reason at all.
I wish I had a better idea than this.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,352]

Granted, but it involves making a reference to some obscure character that VenomM_LP-4 doesn't know of, so they don't get it.

I wish The_Gobo would brohoof this soon.

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

He will consider it, but put off for  a month

I wish Atlantis was found

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted because I brohoof when I pass stuff :3
I wish their wish would be granted
 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, their wishes are granted.....and with that said the total price of granting wishes will be $90,000 per wish, plus transportation fees, insurances, deed of your property or even land. o3o

I wish I get a second chance of using Thanos' infinity gauntlet once more. :3

 

Edited September 24, 2017 by VenoM_LP-4
Effin' typo. T3T

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but now it's power can only be used for mediocre things like sweeping floors.

I wish I had a signature thingy for the forums.