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I’m not going to lie, Im a romantic dood.  :wub:  

 

Why? You may ask and well the most straight answer is because in a way is a challenging fun. It’s the ordeal of making someone you like special and unique, yes sometimes is hard to achieve and well many times I kind of fail but when I don’t all well worth it.

So as the most (commercially) romantic day in the year is getting close I want to share with you doods and doodets some romantic pony lines from da’ heart. And if you have some too please share :D

 

 

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Harmonic Revelations

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Hey mares, nice legs, what time do they open?

 

Hey Chrysalis, nice holes

 

Celestia I know where you could stick that horn

 

Hey Luna, you can raise my moon any day

 

Fluttershy, I have a snake you can "take care of"

 

Applejack, I have some apples ready for tasting

 

As you all can tell, I am quite the romantic.

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Bucky McGillyCuddy

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"Can i make your cutie mark my hand print?"

 

Which is kind of weird because usually only fillies don't have their cutey mark yet  ^_^

 

 

Hey mares, nice legs, what time do they open?

 

HA! That is THE BEST pick-up line I've heard. I can't believe I've never heard it before it sounds like something you'd always hear being said. But i assume it's wasn't originally "hey mares" but "hey there"?

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Brook

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"How's about you show me that plot device?" *raise brow*

 

RD: "I'm the fastest pegasus in Equestria"

 

AJ: "Wanna buck together?"

 

Unicorns: "You know what they say, unicorns are horny" (that was horrible)

 

I like how that got progressively worse

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"Can i make your cutie mark my hand print?"

 

Which is kind of weird because usually only fillies don't have their cutey mark yet  ^_^

 

 

 

HA! That is THE BEST pick-up line I've heard. I can't believe I've never heard it before it sounds like something you'd always hear being said. But i assume it's wasn't originally "hey mares" but "hey there"?

Originally, the joke goes:

 

"Hey ladies, nice legs, what time do they open?"

 

Anyways, yeah, it's one of my favorites. It's also the shortest route between any female hand and your face.

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Rainbow Dash

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Hey baby, I can see you bending over a hot stove...but i can't see the stove

Are you a changeling, cause there is no way yo can be that beautiful

Im going to write to Celestia saying i found someone to help me pitch my tent...and its you.

I'm a doctor and i have to check if your cutie mark for a weird taste.

To Rainbow Dash: I have something 20% cooler in my lower region for you

To Twilight: Are yo a Library book, because im checking you out

To Vinyl Scratch: let's do some dubstep, in my bed

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Well I was trying to keep this under the E-tor everyone ESRB rating but now that we have some heat in the room let's show some cupper

"I don’t want gold or jewels that startle my eyes. I just want to dig up the treasure that lies between your thighs"

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PonyHag1

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I'll bet Applejack's apples aren't as sweet as you.

 

Shining Armor: You've seen the Armor, want to see my sword?

 

Applejack: Now that we've raised the barn, let's raise some hell.

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"Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny

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Shanks

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Applejack: I am in the mood for some bucking and I don't mean apples

 

Twilight: How about some late night studying at my place, perhaps about anatomy?

 

Rainbow Dash: Race you to the bedroom.

 

Pinkie Pie: Want to try my special cream filling?

 

Rarity: You know getting dirty isn't always a bad thing.

 

Fluttershy: I promise to be gentle, unless you like it rough.

Rarity Get's Cockroaches

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"I may not be your stalion right but im sure ill do for the night" - to any mare

 

"So you like reading books? How about we write an epic on your sheets" - to Twilight

 

"They say You Can’t Cover the Sun with a Hoof… but I was never a good listener" - to Celestia

 

"You can always say no... still I will find you in my dreams " - to Luna

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"Hey, why don't we fall in love tonight under Luna's moon?"

 

"We may not be Changelings, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the power of love."

 

 

"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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"Hey, why don't we fall in love tonight under Luna's moon?"

 

"We may not be Changelings, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the power of love."

"I know what I'd like to banish into Luna's moon."

 

"We may not be changelings, but we can still fill each other's holes"

 

Okay, okay I'll stop.

Not really.

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"I know what I'd like to banish into Luna's moon."

 

"We may not be changelings, but we can still fill each other's holes"

 

Okay, okay I'll stop.

Not really.

 

As my grandmother would always say: "pull up your waders, because it's getting deep in here"

 

I'm not kidding, she really said that, alot. 

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"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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FoxyCryptid

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This is basically my love life, oh woe is me. Oh well, I'll get this whole dating thing down eventually, right guys? Right? Ah, how am I kidding, I'll just sit indoors and do nothing like I do every year on that day.

 

Don't feel bad, I'm 20 years old and I've never so much as flirted in my life, so you're not alone on that little hurdle in life's road. 

 

 

"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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Lucifer

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Me-"Quick! The FBI is after my genitals! I need a place to hide them!"

 

Mare-"How can I help?"

 

And then, butt seks happened. Or something like that.

 

This is totaly legit, there is no evidence that I've stole this from anywhere.

*Deletes browser's history*

~Nothing is sad. Everything is Friendship~


~I live to seek truth, not to reach it~


~Search for the ones who seek the truth, and run from the ones who know it~


 


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