Ask Princess Trollestia

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-03-24 at 5:39 PM, Toon Richard said:

*Builds dispenser*

Dont let spy sap this, Okay?

 

Got it! 

 

*whistles*

 

Princess Trollestia!

 

Huh?

 

There's no need to protect this dispenser, it's perfectly safe!  Wouldn't I much rather go get some cake instead?

 

Well, you heard me, that sounds like a plan indeed!  Thanks, me, mind watching this dispenser for me while I get some cake?

 

Not a problem!

 

Sweet.

 

*whistles some more*

 

Hey... wait a minute. 

 

 

 

 

BUCK!!! 

 

  On 2014-03-29 at 6:00 AM, galaxies said:

 

Hey Trollestia, have you read Cupcakes?

 

 

Of course I haven't; why do you think I still eat cupcakes? 

 

 

  On 2014-04-07 at 4:27 PM, KelGrym said:

Trollestia...what do you think of bridges?

 

They're awfully fun to blow up. 

 

[Toon Richard 534]

Dang it!

 

why are there two of you?

[Concord 1,982]

Hello your highness. I quite missed this place

 

How's it been going for you?

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-04-08 at 8:26 PM, Toon Richard said:

Dang it!

 

why are there two of you?

 

Because I'm just that awesome.  :comeatus:

 

 

Bask in all my awesomeness!!!!!!!!!   

 

 

  On 2014-04-13 at 9:30 PM, Concord said:

Hello your highness. I quite missed this place

 

How's it been going for you?

 

Hello strange stalker pony, I quite missed you!    And things have been going quite well, quite well indeed.  The other day, I got this! 

 

 

ISN'T IT AWESOME?!?! 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What do you think of Uranus?

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-04-24 at 6:51 PM, Blue said:

What do you think of Uranus?

Ah yes, Uranus, one of my favorite planets!   What do I think of it?  Well, I'd say it's very big, very round, and someday I'd most definitely like to get a piece of that! 

 

 

Yes, sweet, sweet Uranus, I wanna tap that... for resources.  Sweet, sweet resources.  :comeatus: 

 

Wait... the buck did I just say? 

 

...

 

...

 

 Why you-

 

 Well...

 

:comeatus: If that's how you really feel.

 

[RainbowDashie2000 117]

JUST GOT TROLL WHAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!    

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

  On 2014-04-24 at 7:10 PM, Batbrony said:

 

 

 

Fascinating.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

@@Batbrony, 

 

Hello... Remember me?  Here is a hint: Remember me now? >:3 Oh and... Here is some Marzapan Masquarade cake, some Flutter-Tears   And... 

I brought Muffin Man to greet ya! 

[Cassafrass 249]

Why are you acting insane now, but on the show you are totally calm and collected? XD

[Dattebayo 2,850]

1v1 me irl fagiit ill bash ur fookin head in m8

[C.C. 66]

CELESTIA! YOU GET YOUR SORRY RUMP OVER HERE AND BAKE ME THAT CAKE!

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-04-24 at 8:12 PM, applejack911 said:

JUST GOT TROLL WHAA HAAA!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

Well, ummm... thank you for spreading my lovely image, but sadly I fail to see how you've trolled me.  I mean, you can't just pop in and say "I trolled you, HAHA!!!  :lol:" without having done something to justify the proclamation.  That's just not how proper trolling works, no sir, not at all.  -_-   I know, I shall send you to one who is wise in the ways of the troll; he did not teach me, but he has taught many, and I have no doubt that he'd be glad to impart his wisdom to you as well young one.  I speak of course of...

 

 

CHARLIE SHEEN!!!   

 

  On 2014-04-24 at 10:11 PM, Blue said:

Fascinating.

 

 

Indeed.  -_-

 

  On 2014-04-25 at 3:42 AM, +~MasterFlandreS~ said:

@@Batbrony, 

 

Hello... Remember me? Here is a hint: Remember me now? >:3 Oh and... Here is some Marzapan Masquarade cake, some Flutter-Tears  And... 

I brought Muffin Man to greet ya! 

 

...

 

Ummm... that's gonna be a big no, sadly.  Sorry, I honestly don't remember you.  Of course I could be lying to you in an attempt to simply troll you, thereby getting a rise out of you from the thought that I don't remember you.  Or I could not be trolling you at all and simply trying to misdirect you away from the notion that I honestly don't remember you.  But you'll never know really, now, will you?  And either way, the thought of either possibility being equally likely should drive you insane.  So in the end, you'll go crazy, and I'll get a laugh out of it.  YAY! 

 

  On 2014-04-25 at 4:39 AM, Cassadragon said:

Why are you acting insane now, but on the show you are totally calm and collected? XD

 

Insane?  I hardly think that my behavior qualifies as insane.  Now, when I'm drunk... THAT'S when I get insane.  But this?  This is just me having some good ol' fashioned, no holds barred, fun-without-limits-because-I'm-an-all-powerful-godlike-alicorn kind of fun.  I hardly see how that qualifies as "insane".

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I have important princess stuff to do.

 

 

:comeatus:

 

  On 2014-04-25 at 6:13 AM, Dattebayo said:

1v1 me irl fagiit ill bash ur fookin head in m8

 

Now, now, now, I'll have none of that.  I'll let you know that CoD-tongue is outlawed in Equestria stranger.  BACK YOU GO FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!! 

 

 

  On 2014-04-26 at 3:49 AM, ~Nami the PegaCat~ said:

CELESTIA! YOU GET YOUR SORRY RUMP OVER HERE AND BAKE ME THAT CAKE!

 

Silly pony, I don't bake the cakes, I eat them! 

 

 

Mmmmmm, sooooooo delicious!!!!!!!!!!

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Trollestia can't get me down.

 

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-04-27 at 3:17 AM, Blue said:

Trollestia can't get me down.

 

 

CURSES!!!   Optimistic Toast, my archnemesis.  STUPID OPTIMISTIC TOAST!!!!!!!!!!  :okiedokielokie:

 

 

 

THIS DISPLEASES TROLLESTIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

There've been rumors that you have some kind of vendetta against hedgehogs. Can you confirm this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5FWrM2RzA

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-05-22 at 3:44 AM, DashForever said:

There've been rumors that you have some kind of vendetta against hedgehogs. Can you confirm this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5FWrM2RzA

 

What can I say, I just don't like 'em.  Hedgehogs freak me out, with their bristly backs and oddly shaped heads.  :okiedokielokie:

 

 

The horror... the horror.  Just look at what it's doing to that poor, defenseless couch!   

 

On top of that, Philomena likes to eat them, so I can't very well start sympathizing with something my pet phoenix likes to eat, now, can I?  That'd just be cruel to her! 

 

 

Yes, that's right, you like eating the little hedgehogs don't you Philomena?  Yes you do, yes you do!    Who's a good phoenix, huh, who's a good phoenix?  YOU ARE!!! 

 

*nuzzles*

 

Come on, let's go troll some ponies.  You're getting pretty close to the end of your current life cycle; maybe we can make some more ponies cry and thinking they killed you.  It was so much fun last time! 

[Toon Richard 534]

Hey!

'Ave you ever played Super mario 3D world? If so, have you ever thrown someone down a bottomless pit?

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-05-23 at 3:22 AM, Toon Richard said:

Hey!

'Ave you ever played Super mario 3D world? If so, have you ever thrown someone down a bottomless pit?

 

Hello Toon Richard.  To answer your first question, no I have never played Super Mario 3D World.  As I've mentioned before, while I dabble in gaming, Luna's the real gamer among Equestrian royalty.  However, to answer your second question, I have indeed thrown someone down a bottomless pit.  Actually, I've thrown a number of ponies down a bottomless pit. 

 

Yeah, bottomless pit is my punishment of choice whenever I get bored with sending ne'er do wells to the moon.  Mixes things up a little, you know?  :comeatus:

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

What year is this again?

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-06-15 at 12:38 AM, Doctor Shuu said:

What year is this again?

 

Well according to the Chinese it's the Year of the Horse.

 

 

But what do they know?    Anypony with half a brain knows that this year (like every year  :comeatus:) is the Year of Sunbutt!!! 

 

 

Love the plot!  Worship the plot!  ALL YEAR LONG!!!!!!! 

[Toon Richard 534]

That Trollestia Is a Spy!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Sentry!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Dispenser!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Teleporter!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Sapper!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Spy!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Me!

wait.

what?

 

Huh.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Dear Princess Trollestia...

 

Hello.

 

Sincerely, Your Friendly Question Mark, Mark.

[Batbrony 16,055]

  On 2014-06-24 at 7:12 PM, Toon Richard said:

That Trollestia Is a Spy!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Sentry!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Dispenser!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Teleporter!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Sapper!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Spy!

Trollestia Trollin' mah Me!

wait.

what?

 

Huh.

 

Well, you know how it goes.  I certainly do love screwing with people as Spy in TF2.  :comeatus:

 

 

Some more than others. 

 

Sometimes, though, I'm just in the mood for a straight-up power kick and go as the Heavy.  That's always a blast as well. 

 

 

  On 2014-06-24 at 7:19 PM, Bradley-MysteryLord said:

Dear Princess Trollestia...

 

Hello.

 

Sincerely, Your Friendly Question Mark, Mark.

 

Greetings Mark of the Question Marks!!!    It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance and to finally open diplomatic relations between the Equestrians and Question Marks.  Why don't I get you som- oof!!! 

 

 

Tell no one of this fall and you can have all the cake you want.  :okiedokielokie:

[Luna 831 466]

Princess trollestia lets eat cupcakes and drink cider does your tummy hurt when you eat a lot of bannas.