Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Nightfall Gloam 18,258]

No gills, we are not fish.

What happens when you combine music with explosives?

[TBD 17,253]

eardrum explored  and ear waxes come sputtering all over the places.  

So why are there still some music playing? 

 

 

Edited December 6, 2017 by TBD

[Guest]

Because the universe isn't ready for complete silence just yet.

What's the meaning behind pillows?

[Pieburner 1,680]

dey comfy

DRESDEN?

 

[TBD 17,253]

si si

Why  do people start counting down 12 days of xmas, when the 12th day  is actually only december 12?  ackward......

 

[Dark Bun 681]

Because then the song "12 days of Christmas" would be too long, causing people to die of asphyxiation.

Why do we celebrate Groundhogs Day?

[Pieburner 1,680]

COZ DAT BOI ADORABLE

UNICEF?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

FEC U IN

 

Are Potatoes and Peanuts cousins?

Edited December 9, 2017 by ZethaPonderer
Just giving a stupid answer.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, they’re my long lost siblings in another life at the end of the cupcake brick road.

Will I rule the world if I ship Angel Bunny and Discord? o3o

[Pieburner 1,680]

NAW BREH
 

WILL I RULE THE WORLD IF EVERYDAY IS SPRING?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

NOT IF NO DAY IS FALL.

 

Is butter made out of butts?

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

4 gallons

Do you have ultra metrocarbon potassium chloride

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No, but I have an omega trans-nitrogen sodium fluoride.

 

Are watermelons and pomegranates fat?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Nope, they’re just stuffed like a turkey.

Will there be a law stating that cupcakes are now labeled as vegetables?

[Guest]

No, there shall be a law stating that cupcakes and vegetables are both fruit instead.

Why does soap taste so bad?

Edited December 10, 2017 by Guest

[Will Guide 21,359]

6 minutes ago, Jaspers said:

Why does soap taste so bad?

Because it touched dirty bodies, duh!

Why do cart wheels?

[Passion Blaze 0]

To make other ppl laugh when u fail

Why does Chryssi have cheese legs?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because you ninjad me

Is Kek our real lord?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

No, Kek is Ech according to Jontron. Therefore not a lord at all.

 

Do lasers go pew pew or zap zap?

[Pieburner 1,680]

They actually go skraaaaa papapapapapkak skibikap pap pap and a skrrrr boom skyaaa and a boom boom boom boom klut

WHAT DOES THE TING GO?

[Brobot 1,436]

THE TING GO........*GUN NOSIES SCREAMS*

WHY ISN'T THE WORLD FLAT!!

[Not here anymore 38]

On 11/04/2013 at 3:44 AM, Hay Lin said:

So, yeah, ask a question that makes no sense or is just plain dumb. the next person will say an answer just as dumb. This can be anything that is not sensitive. (Although you can ask things like "Can I show my 6-year old niece an r34 pic?" just as long as you don't say what r34 really is.)

 Starting...now!

  You hate MLP, don't you?

Is mayonaise an instrument?

[MickeyAdaptus 2,211]

Because Chuck Norris would have used our planet as his toilet paper if that were the case 

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[DaRealMaximus 16]

Only in September of June.

What's 9+10?

[Krashface 534]

tuentinain .

Does walrus sneeze ?