Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Guest]

No, there shall be a law stating that cupcakes and vegetables are both fruit instead.

Why does soap taste so bad?

Edited December 10, 2017 by Guest

[Will Guide 21,378]

6 minutes ago, Jaspers said:

Why does soap taste so bad?

Because it touched dirty bodies, duh!

Why do cart wheels?

[Passion Blaze 0]

To make other ppl laugh when u fail

Why does Chryssi have cheese legs?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because you ninjad me

Is Kek our real lord?

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

No, Kek is Ech according to Jontron. Therefore not a lord at all.

 

Do lasers go pew pew or zap zap?

[Pieburner 1,680]

They actually go skraaaaa papapapapapkak skibikap pap pap and a skrrrr boom skyaaa and a boom boom boom boom klut

WHAT DOES THE TING GO?

[Brobot 1,436]

THE TING GO........*GUN NOSIES SCREAMS*

WHY ISN'T THE WORLD FLAT!!

[MickeyAdaptus 2,211]

Because Chuck Norris would have used our planet as his toilet paper if that were the case 

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[DaRealMaximus 16]

Only in September of June.

What's 9+10?

[Krashface 535]

tuentinain .

Does walrus sneeze ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

YEAP

CAN I KICK IT?

[Wingnut 7,044]

That’s cruel. 

Would you like it if I kicked you? 

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

Yeah. It would be amazing to get kicked.

 

Are donkeys horses or are ponies donkeys?

[MilkTea 287]

They're all horses ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How hot can your stove go?

[ZethaPonderer 2,201]

Over -255 degree Celcius (*Sarcasm* Really Hot Stove I got *Sarcasm*)

 

Do you LeL, LuL, or LoL?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,834]

Neither, I just Laugh Out Louder than Luna’s voice.

Can I rule the world with a zaku and a gouf?

[Pieburner 1,680]

I guess...

KRACKHAUSEN?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Sicuramente.
If dos is best man friend, is human best dog's friend ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

YEPPERS, next to the catto

Is the catto real?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

Only if the planet of giraffe and jelly bean are aligned.

Why is human ear so weird ? 

Edited December 12, 2017 by Trotteurliciously Sauvage

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,834]

Because the ear is meant for hearing and smelling. O3O

Why does Celestia make pancakes for Starlight Glimmer?

[Guest]

It helps her sleep at night.

Why is my screen covered in cake frosting?

[Mirage 24,796]

Because you sneezed!

Where is everypony?

[gamecubeguy214 2,516]

Mario Circuit

Do you have

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,834]

Nope, do YOU have?

Can I has Eating a cupcaked? o3o