long gone 8,929 February 16, 2014 Share February 16, 2014 (edited) I had a Kia. Then it went away. Now I have Nokia. Edited February 16, 2014 by Daring 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CawsOfDestruction 26 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 Sometimes I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better. 3 ナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナ BATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Screwdriver 345 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 Today in Algebra we were discussing slope and when my teacher went to write it she forgot the "e" after someone pointed it out I shouted "That was very SLOP-py of you! ... I should be kept away from the public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CawsOfDestruction 26 February 17, 2014 Share February 17, 2014 I think it would be interesting if every EVA unit had a weak spot. EVA-01's would be the shin(ji). ナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナナ BATMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 February 18, 2014 Share February 18, 2014 I saw this on facebook earlier today 1 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 25, 2014 Share February 25, 2014 These are from me. This story. THIS STORY. And now some politics Check my blog's "puns" tag for more horrors gems! I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalRocket 185 March 9, 2014 Share March 9, 2014 I would make a train joke but I'm afraid it would make this entire thread derail. Avatar and Signature is brought to you by Kyoshi: http://mlpforums.com/topic/77071-kyoshis-sigsavatars-for-everypony-190-sigsavatars/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 What did the little sister wanna ride? A nii-san 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 What do German frogs call the grim reaper? Tod. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfstanus 116 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 I saw a man standing on a pole.... I turn to my brother and say "Hey look he's Poleish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SanityNotIncluded 335 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 There's this one which I spontaneously came up with about a dead seal: You could say his fate was.... sealed. Several of the people around insisted that we introduce rules against puns in the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 March 10, 2014 Share March 10, 2014 (edited) How do you remove Poland? With polish remover. Edited March 10, 2014 by Callisto 1 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,537 March 13, 2014 Share March 13, 2014 If I told someone I was a cat, they would assume I was spinning a yarn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,952 March 14, 2014 Share March 14, 2014 Did you hear about the overly-punctual royal? He was always Early. 2 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyGoat13 375 March 16, 2014 Share March 16, 2014 Nuff said. 4 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglass Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,952 March 17, 2014 Share March 17, 2014 (edited) Recently, an evil scientist tried to clone Adolf Hitler, but the process didn't work properly and the resulting clone was a midget. So luckily, it only generated a little Fuhrer. I ship Big Macintosh with Fleetfoot the Wonderbolt. I call the pairing Fleetfoot Mac. Edited March 17, 2014 by SolarFox Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Ducklett 181 March 18, 2014 Share March 18, 2014 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "BREATHE, YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!" What did the fisherman say to the magician? "Pick a cod, any cod!" A farmer in Ancient Rome was in his fields one day when he saw a giant strawberry. He thought that people would be fascinated by the fruit, so he took it home and placed it in a display case in his window. People came from all over to see his strawberry, and he charged them money, so he made a pile of cash. However, the farmer forgot to report his earnings to the tax department, so they came to take the strawberry from him. When the tax collectors arrived, the farmer said "I see you've come to marvel at my strawberry!" "No," the tax collectors said, "We've come to seize your berry, not praise it." (Kudos to anyone who gets this!) What has three balls and flies through space? E.T., The Extra Testicle! (Oh, Celestia, I didn't..) What did the police officer say to his belly button? "You're under a vest!" *SUBCROOB FER MOAR JOKZ PLS!!11 1 Quack. Totally a Ducklett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 The computer in my limo isn't working. Maybe I need a new driver. The irony, if you can't stop your car, it'll break. The list of car puns is exhaustive. A good delivery driver won't leave any avenue for failure. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 Homusexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Anarchy 177 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 In the Day of the Doctor, why did Ingrid have the Fourth Doctor's scarf? Because he FOURgot it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 May 1, 2014 Share May 1, 2014 In the Day of the Doctor, why did Ingrid have the Fourth Doctor's scarf? Because he FOURgot it! I hear Doctor Who jokes all the time It doesn't seem funny now, but when it finally clicks... 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyGoat13 375 May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 You want me to make a potassium joke? K! My chemistry experiment exploded, oh well oxidants happen! I would tell you another chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. How often do I make chemistry jokes? Hmm...Periodically. 1 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglass Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 May 5, 2014 Share May 5, 2014 (edited) Here's a portion of a rap battle where the style switches up temporarily. These are the worst puns I have ever heard. See if you can catch 'em all. Watch from 26:53 to 27:35. Edited May 5, 2014 by Flipturn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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