The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[SkyDive 269]

Can't tell if going to get backstabbed or if noob Spy....

[Patty Thundersnow 4,163]

22/15, but not if i'm walking around with Lightning Cloud. I put my level on the screwed meter at a 5 then.

[Lights Action 476]

I don't think they could kill me. They're too adorable. But here's a free apple.

Edited May 29, 2018 by Lights Action

[Jasmine 91]

He'd get very angry, I'm sure. But would he do much? prolly not. I'm guessing my danger is at 2/10. o.o

[Libra 11,691]

Thats a real horse. Well, never been around horses, so i wouldnt know.

[SkyDive 269]

Good thing I have this pokeball with m- Wait, I never played pokemon... Buck.

[Dust-Shot 122]

If I give you a master pokeball, will you leave me alone?

[The_Gobo 36,257]

If I give you a horseshoe... will you put it on? o3o

(I should be fine)

 

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

Just a little salt and he's gone.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

2 hours ago, Salty French Unicorn said:

Just a little salt and he's gone.

Don't you mean.... S  O  D  I  U  M     C  H  L  O  R  I  D  E  ?

Also, JESUS you have a fucking gun D:

[BloodDrops 762]

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Don't you mean.... S  O  D  I  U  M     C  H  L  O  R  I  D  E  ?

Also, JESUS you have a fucking gun D:

that hair looks nice *chews*

Hmm that brain looks nice

*Chews*

hmm how annoyingly easy to eat. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

One minute I liked you 

The next minute you're out to kill me?

T3T

NOTE: thanks for the compliment on mi mane :3

[BloodDrops 762]

3 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

One minute I liked you 

The next minute you're out to kill me?

T3T

NOTE: thanks for the compliment on mi mane :3

it was a nice mane

until it was eaten 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Can you taste the dandruff and the fleas? 

:smugface:

[The_Gobo 36,257]

As long as BloodDrops gets to them first, I should be fine :3

 

[SkyDive 269]

Ah, my little slime buddy would never try to kill me. Hug me maybe, but never kill me. Kill me with hugs...?

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

you better have a great aim of that sniper! or else i'm not screwed! 

[Vinyl.Scratch 63]

Well I would use my BASS CANNON of course ! Then angry looking Unicorn is blast away for a moment so I can gallop away.

[Dust-Shot 122]

23 hours ago, Messy Mane said:

Don't you mean.... S  O  D  I  U  M     C  H  L  O  R  I  D  E  ?

Also, JESUS you have a fucking gun D:

Batman aside, you thing you can survive the might of the mighty Littlepip?! Hahaha, bad joke!

[SkyDive 269]

The wasteland never prepared you for a enemy like me.

[Dust-Shot 122]

1 hour ago, SkyDive said:

The wasteland never prepared you for a enemy like me.

Right... good I bought back up!

Spiked hair? No problem! 0/10

[TBD 17,254]

armies of badass ponies....chance of survival, 0.1%

[Thorgir the Mighty 736]

I don’t know what you are,but with God I will win!

chance of survival 99.9%

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

A Templar huh? I guess i'm gonna have my hooves full! 

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

It appears some uh, animal has gotten into my Royal Palace, nothing that I can't handle!