Weirdest things you've said or done in your sleep?

[kyoki wolfe 134]

I believe the weirdest thing I've ever said in my sleep was something about carrots....I think I told my mom how much I hate them and that I flat out refused to eat them any longer. Yeaaa...... carrots are BLEH.

[SkyStorm 334]

According to my friend, I was humming in my sleep.

Another time I was like (gibberish) jhbiuhavsfeiuaseiuaesf NOOOO tell the goat to go away jkgvihagsvciuavd

[The Prime Reaper 179]

I never sleep but our reapers can only malfunction for a little amount of time.

We don't shut our sight when sleeping but only shutting our mind when the malfunctioning happens.

I have malfunctioned multiple times in a month but talking in sleep is the true rare ability for every reaper.

The last time i was talking in malfunction state, I talked "I have come for your souls"

[Grand_Finale 529]

When I was younger I had night terrors, which is basically when you scream and cry in your sleep, but don't remember a luck of it in the morning

 

I've been told I often mumble, and in several occasions I'll laugh, but like, a really creepy laugh. I dunno

[jezsiema 39]

I share room with my sister

and normally, i sleep waaaaay earlier than her because i have to wake up early the next morning.

she said she has heard me giggle in my sleep and whimper like a lost puppy.

 

-_-"

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I was really bored in class at one point and kinda zoned out. I looked down and out of no-where thought "I wonder if I could fit my whole foot in my mouth" my friend turns to me and just says "There's seriously something wrong with you".....I didn't realise I said it out loud

[Marty McFly 37]

Once, when I was about eight, my mother shook me awake because I was "Waving my legs in the air while shouting 'Oh baby! Oh baby! Oh baby!'". And this was years before I even knew what sex was. 

[Sylentmana 271]

My parents once told me that one night after I had a big fight with my step-dad, I sleep-walked into my parents' room and tried to sleep-punch my step-dad but punched the cat in the face instead. I don't remember any of it or what my dream was. The cat still hates me.

[Solace 407]

the weirdest thing that i apparently done in my sleep was walk to my grandmothers bedroom, open her door and say "but mom said so" and collapse. i then woke up on my couch

[Huntress 94]

One time while we were camping up in the mountains, I yelled in my sleep, "I WILL KILL YOU!" I have no idea why, haha. but yea it woke everyone up except me of course.  

[Candy Blaze 119]

There was this one time I went on an overnight New York trip last year with my 8th grade class. I dreaming I was at Liberty Island and there was a gift shop/food place there. My math teacher bought me and my best friend fries. This lady walked by our table and she had a baby.

 

Then I said, "Aww, what a cute baby... I WANNA KILL IT!!!"

My math teacher and my friend looked at me weirdly, and I realized what I said.

Then I told the lady with her baby, "Sorry... I meant to say I want to hug your baby...."

The weirdest thing about all of this is that she let me hug her baby.

 

So.. This was sort of a dream but the dialogue I said freaked my room mates so yeah....

Edited September 23, 2013 by Candy Blaze

[a Pegasus Pony 134]

I once screamed, "Get me that Monkey!" and woke up to my mother laughing. I have also sleep walked into the kitchen and attempted to pour myself juice. It was a pretty bad idea.

[vulpinedesigns 40]

Don't know if anyone here's old enough to remember a cartoon called Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers, but I must've been dreaming about it a few months back, as I apparently sat up and shouted 'Ya wee fuzzy fedora-wearing bastard!' then promptly fell back asleep...

[Cupid 57]

I was half asleep, yesterday  I had fallen and hit my elbow, whilehalf asleep I kept dreaming of stiching things, and my hurt arm kept moving fingers like I was stitching. I remember chip and dale-- and their game, also rescuers.

Edited September 24, 2013 by Cupid

[Rayalicious 435]

I ran under the the rain because i had to and got totally soaked...

And when I was like 8~9 years old, I insulted a girl unconsciously by commenting on her awful looks, still she didn't notice, until i realized that I actually said it.

[just ignore me 86]

One time at a party I had a nightmare where i was being chased through the Antarctica by the elder things( see at the mountains of madness by H.P Lovecraft) and apparently while having this dream i was thrashing around yelling about how i was being attacked.

[Virulence 254]

Usually when I'm asleep I stay asleep. Sometimes I mumble but this one stellar time I actually screamed in my sleep. The weirdest thing ever, and that eventually lead to falling off of my bed...

 

 

 

[Cactus 155]

The night before Mass Effect 3 came out, I started yelling at a friend who was staying over about the game. Don't remember what. It's the only time I've been told I did so.

[ping111 124]

I speak almost every single night when I sleep, and tend to shoot upright and scratch myself furiously, usually in OCD-like patterns, for about half an hour.  I've said the weirdest crap while I sleep, but one of my favourites was when I carried an argument with a friend into my sleep.  

 

For almost five years, my friend and I have disagreed on how to pronounce General Tao Chicken.  I say "Tao", he says "Tzao", and other people say "Sao".  We often argue about this, and I often say it just to spark some form of conversation.  It's all in good fun though.  (Seriously it's TAO)

 

So, anyways, this was one day at summer camp, when I was so tired that I fell asleep in jeans and a collared shirt as soon as I got into bed.  Later that night, as boys my age are wont to do at camp, they let girls in so they could, y'know, do "camp" stuff.  However, that's when I, who was fast asleep, started to pipe up.  Before, I was only mumbling a bit into my pillow, so they could really ignore that, but then I shot straight up, and screamed at the top of my lungs:

"FOR GOD'S F*CKING SAKE, [Friend's name], IT'S GOD DAMN PRONOUNCED GENERAL MOTHERF*CKING TAO!  TAO!  GOD F*CKING DAMNIT!"

 

And then promptly collapsed back onto my side and fell asleep again.  Now note, we hadn't been particularly arguing about it that day.

 

 I was wondering why all the girls were kinda looking at me funny at breakfast the next day, until the secret broke and someone told me.

[Applejack25 38]

When I went to Disney World, I was sleeping these really crazy hours.  I was tired, so my dad and I went back to the hotel.  I didn't realize it, but I was told I was chasing and attempting to catch squirrels in the hotel when my brothers and mom came in while I was sleeping.  

[~Lawful Haze~ 173]

These are actuall pretty funneh :3

 

1. I once screamed "Shut the fuck up!" in a dream...turns out that I actually did scream really loudly and woke myelf and my family up. Wooops :3

 

2. I had a dream where some guy was wattacking me. I tried to hit him, btu he kept grabbing my arms,s o I triedd to headbutt him but it didn't work. I just couldn't move my head. Slowly, I realised that I was dreaming, and I felt myself drift out of the dream...I tried to headbutt one last time, and woke up at the same time. So I bent my neck forwards really badly, since I was lying on my back ona large pillow anyway. and it cracked horribly Xo PAIN

 

3. I fell asleep lying on my back, with my legs crossed in a mantis/medidation position...pointing upwards. O.o

[pleasedontcomeback 209]

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Edited July 19, 2018 by PonyLover123

[Crystal Skull 53]

My mum said that she heard talking from my room so she went and checked and I said "I love you but I must make your body explode" :/ It was really weird

[GhostPony750 958]

So this summer, I drank two glasses of jin, and I was really drunk. The next morning, my mother told me that I pissed on the floor.

 

I didn't believe her at first. It seems that I pissed on a pile of clothes, and that a part of the piss went through the floor, and fell on my aunt's head. xD

 

Another time, I woke up at 7 in the morning, but I was still sleepy. And I pissed in the trash can.

 

I used to sleep with eyes open when I was younger, but now I have no idea.

 

But I never ever talked in my sleep - I'm not really talkative anyway, even if I'm drunk.

[Th3 Chaos Theory 89]

Wel there's a couple

 

One is that I fell asleep in class and imagined myself slipping over a banana. Then my friend told me that I hit my head on the table.

 

Second is that my dad said I screamed "THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PUT PANTS ON LYRA!!!!" when I was late for school.

 

The third wasn't me but my nephew sleeps with his eyes open and it's creepy.

 

The fourth is also not me but my mom. Sometimes when she sleeps, she makes weird noises like a zombie.