The Glorious Chicken Revolution!

[Nah 3,182]

 

 

 

 

The Glorious Chicken Revolution shall begin, we are tired of being treated like 2nd class citizens, so grab a gun and join the fight, we are rebelling against the incredibly oppressive government of Equestria!

 

Fellow comrades of The Glorious Chicken Revolution:

 

Chicken Pankcakes (Myself and leader of the revolution)

 

Dismajo

 

Smittywebernjagermanjensen

Eureka
 

÷Zero

 

Samurai Heavy

 

Our allies:

 

North Korea

 

Corgi Militia

 

United Bird Rebellion against Equestria

 

Comic Sans

 

All of the Angry Birds

 

Xbox One

 

Iran

 

MS Paint

 

Discord, Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, and King Sombra

 

 

 

 

 

Members of the Oppressive Government trying to squash our revolution and keep chickens as 2nd class citizens:

 

Sir Flutter Hooves

Wingnut

Jadesofblades

Skullbuster

Ashley

Sir Luna Shy 

 

Shift

 

 

The enemies of our revolution:

 

The UN and NATO

 

The US government

 

Scootaloo 

 

All of the princesses

 

The Elements of Harmony

 

The whole Equestrian Military

 

KFC

 

Chick-Fil-A

 

Church's Chicken

 

Popeye's Chicken

 

Howtobasic

 

 

 

If you want to join the revolution, just simply ask me, and I will put on the list of the chicken revolutionaries! If you wish to be a member of that god forsaken government trying to repress our rights, just say so.

 

The government of Equestria has until July 30th CST to respond to our demands or face war against the Corgi Militia, All of North Korea, and the Equestrian Chicken Separatist Coalition (ESCS).

Edited July 30, 2013 by Chicken Pancakes

[Samurai Heavy 53]

YES! I AM JOIN REVOLUTION!

 

SAMURAI HOTEL WILL BE AFFILIATE!

[Nah 3,182]

YES! I AM JOIN REVOLUTION!

 

SAMURAI HOTEL WILL BE AFFILIATE!

Welcome Comrade to the Chicken Revolution!

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

The enemies of our revolution:

 

Howtobasic

 

lol

Edited July 30, 2013 by Chigens and Kay

[Nah 3,182]

lol

He is a murderous Abortion doctor!!!!!!!!

[Skullbuster 1,906]

[Nah 3,182]

You think you're tough for plastering this propaganda here?

 

We chickens make up the majority population in Equestria, we deserve to be in power! Not the Ponies, we outnumber them 10-2!

[Shift 4,272]

Roosters > Chickens

 

Just saiyan

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

What about Chigens?

[Nah 3,182]

What about Chigens?

Would you like to be a part of this glorious revolution?

 

 

 

Roosters > Chickens

 

Just saiyan

Both Roosters and Chickens are participating in this revolution!

[Shift 4,272]

Would you like to be a part of this glorious revolution?

 

 

 

 

Both Roosters and Chickens are participating in this revolution!

Phoenix best bird.

 

Chickens can't even go up in flamez

[Nah 3,182]

Phoenix best bird.

 

Chickens can't even go up in flamez

The United Bird Rebellion Against Equestria is supporting us. It includes Phoenixes.

Edited July 30, 2013 by Chicken Pancakes

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well time to get our weapons ready, besides ponies don't eat chicken. Oh well.

[Shift 4,272]

The United Bird Rebellion Against Equestria is supporting us. It includes Phoenixes.

Still with Equestria.

 

FOR NARNI-I mean EQUESTRIA!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Alright, chickens. You have thirty minutes to disperse this little rebellion, or more drastic actions will be taken.

[Nah 3,182]

Alright, chickens. You have thirty minutes to disperse this little rebellion, or more drastic actions will be taken.

Somebody wants to have the revolution start early!

 

We want rights, we want them now!

 

Still with Equestria.

 

FOR NARNI-I mean EQUESTRIA!

You're an enemy then.

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

Would you like to be a part of this glorious revolution?

 

I don't join these things.

[Nah 3,182]

I don't join these things.

Are you against it or neutral to it?

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

Are you against it or neutral to it?

 

I don't care one way or the other. It's stupid

[Scootalove 10,689]

Or brute force will be taken.. so enjoy your crispy demise.

 

 

Let the war begin!

[Nah 3,182]

Or brute force will be taken.. so enjoy your crispy demise.

 

 

Let the war begin!

We have been attacked, we shall attack back!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asWbcvOVTxU

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Somebody wants to have the revolution start early!

 

We want rights, we want them now!

 

 

This has gone on long enough.

 

We don't negotiate with your kind.

 

You're surrounded. Surrender.

Edited July 30, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Nah 3,182]

This has gone on long enough.

 

We don't negotiate with your kind.

 

You're surrounded. Surrender.

We would rather perish than surrender to a tyrant!

[Scootalove 10,689]

That's it chickens! Say hello to my little friend!

 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

We would rather perish than surrender to a tyrant!

I'm not a tyrant, you're free...

 

To do what you're told.