What are the weirdest or funniest names you've heard?

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

So I just saw a topic about names and decided to do this one. 

The weirdest name I've heard is Miracle Princess, for a baby girl. I wanted to see if there was anything worse than this cause XD this name is just so horrible. She was going to be named Paprika but the mom (who also had a weird name) changed it.

 

There's also La-a (pronounced La dash uh)

[Shanks 10,816]

I met this one author who wrote this book called Under The Bleachers, his name was Seymore Butts. Okay so I made that up but in terms of weirdest/funniest my brother had a teacher once named Mrs. Buttkiss and this time I am actually serious.

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

No offense to any Russians out there, but one of the weirdest names possible are always from there.

 

I know it may sound a bit harsh, but it's kind of true for me, but the weirdest one has to be Eschanokavich. 

[the_jetfighter 94]

when i used to go to summer camp there was a camp counselor by the name of chipmunk, it was so awkward having to ask her anything

[Smarts 1,622]

I think the people who are named after places are weird. I knew two people with those type of names.

• Asia
• Shanghai

I don't have anything against the names, it just sounds funny to me that they are named after an actual place.

[Scootalove 10,689]

The weirdest name that I've heard before was, I think Gary Oldman basically his last name is pretty funny. There was another name that I think that is funny is, Shaniqua since that is a pretty odd name but that name just makes me laugh.

[Jackie 57]

Not too weird but there's this guy I know named Justin Beaver. I assume he would get made fun of a lot for it so he just goes by Jay. But I think the weirdest is what Kim and Kanye named their baby, North West. Poor thing.

[GhostPony750 959]

I met a girl once.

Gougou Laitue Sibanda

 

It's probably the weirdest name I have ever seen.

 

Chinese and japanese names are quite weird too lol.

[Ghost 173]

I think the weirdest is what Kim and Kanye named their baby, North West. Poor thing.

  Oh damn...you said it before I could.  I can't get over that name either.  I mean, were they high or something?  I just don't get some people -_- . 

 

  I once had a principle named Mrs. Cock.  She had a son and decided to name him Harry.  I thought people were just messing with me when they told me this, but apparently they weren't.  I feel sorry for him.  I also saw a show with a guy on it named Dick Hurts/ Hertz/ not sure which way the last name was spelled. 

 

  Also, my name was almost Storm, don't know if that sounds strange to anyone.  Growing up I would have hated it, but now I wouldn't mind.  I guess it sounds kinda cool.

[Toastie 110]

I don't want to say his full name because it isn't really relevant. But his last name is Bates. So when post is sent to him it comes under "Master Bates"

[Foreigner And Lover 207]

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[Fluttermena 1,223]

I recall hearing the names of some military guys a long time ago, one of them was "Harry Balls" and the other was a major whose name was Richard...as in "Major Dick".

There's some conservative christian lunatic by the name of "Pat Fagan". Let's just say it wasn't long before someone made "Fat Pagan" jokes...

And there was a woman named "Hanouk Ross". In french, her name is a homophone of "À nous crosse", which is french-canadian slang for "she screws us".

[Arretez 225]

I once knew a girl whose first name was Jibby. I've also met a girl whose name was iridescent. The name seems kinda strange to me, but it's mostly because the first thing that comes to my head is an iridescent light bulb. Also, my sister once told me of a woman who was so high off of the pain killers from giving birth, that she wanted to name her child Chlamydia. She said "I saw that name in the hall, and it's so pretty."

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

An'Trey, pronounced Entree.

I also think my name (Yumiko) is kinda funny too.

 

Also, my sister once told me of a woman who was so high off of the pain killers from giving birth, that she wanted to name her child Chlamydia. She said "I saw that name in the hall, and it's so pretty."

It's an urban myth. Like Oranjello and Lemonjello.

 

Chinese and japanese names are quite weird too lol.

My name is Yumiko. Does that count? 

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

Bertram, I apologise if anyone has that name but It's just....yeah not a fan. Wait this is a different thread for names? YOU ALSO MUST LEARN OF BEZOW. There was a man arrested named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty Bop Bop Bop

 

Oh and The Ultimate Warrior, that wrestler that legally changed his name to The Ultimate Warrior

Edited August 23, 2013 by QuirkyUsername

[Inactive01 5,299]

Indonesians have very weird last names. Wongsowidorgo, Nainggolan, Sudarsono, the list goes on... I'm so happy not to have been given such a long and complicated last name for Westerners to pronounce. 

 

And then there's Metta World Piece...

[Forlong 1,726]

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[HungryTroll 137]

Mels - There even movie with main hero called like that, but in real life I've met guy who had that name but changed it.

The thing is that "Mels" is abbreviation for "Marx Engels Lenin Stalin".

 

Also I heard about name Dazdraperma which is abbreviation for "Da Zdrastvuet Pervoe Maya" (Glory for first of May).

 

And Ofc plenty of asian names cause a lot of them sounds like rudnesses for me.

 

Finaly my math teacher in primary school - Mr.Duracov (Mr.Foolish).

[BronyWithRage 26]

Saw a book in a store once by a guy called Dick Wolf. For some reason, his name was far more prominent on the cover than the actual title. To be fair, if my name was Richard Wolf, I'd probably call myself Dick as well and be extremely proud of it.

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

Wayne King, And Mike Hunt.

Those Names are just simply Halarious, I mean, Wow, Imagine having one of those names it would be awesome. xD

[~Luminiferous Ether~ 107]

I don't know many weird or particularly funny names, but since many of my friends watch Fairy Tail, we find it funny when a guy in our class calls a girl called Natsumi Natsu, ik it isn't funny but, it's interesting

[LastChanceConnor 25]

Funniest names I've heard... here's three: Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Diamond Tiara. Do those count?

 

I've heard of the name Sonny. Something about that name just sounds off to me. I always laugh at the name Brad because it reminds me of the majority bronies' reactions to Flash Sentry before Equestria Girls came out.

[Jokuc 8,173]

Well I once read in the newspapers that there was a mother here in Sweden who wanted to name her child "Prickig Korv Macka" which basically means Salami Sandwich. Haha of course she was not allowed to name him that, but I must say, that is one of the most hilarious names I've heard, haha. I remember that I laughed for like 3 minutes when reading it. But that mom must have had some sort of problem.. lol

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

I remember, some guy legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop.

 

He was arrested for grinding marijuana in a public park,and then his name got REALLY popular.

 

Link to the article for proof.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html

Edited August 25, 2013 by MrBman

[ihatemypast 6]

I think Shaniqua is funny and steriotypical. I always thought that was a silly name. I remember hearing somebody by the name of something Fagot or something.