You Wake up and are your own avatar! What do you say?

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

How did this happen? Was this Discord's doing?

[Hierok 11,832]

I would be screaming with myself. All in sudden I see trough 8 eyes. Hear through 8 ears. Talk through 4 mouths. And be very, very strong with magic.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

AY GUEY!!!!!!!! O: 

[Catpone Cerberus 23,611]

 I have always wanted to be a cat *Notices that has hooves* Close enough :3

[Alecks T. Quagga 59]

Well hello poneh!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

"I miss my penis"

[Lenny 249]

5 minutes ago, TrotteurFuneste said:

"I miss my penis"

The benefit of making clop, but cropping out the NSFW parts

 

I want to be my oc, but it's not public on this fourm.

Edited April 30, 2017 by Lenny

[Mae Borowski 356]

honestly id go do crimes like smashing cars and jumping on powerlines

 

[MissDiamond 157]

Probably would be having a huge self-esteem + I'd be so fab

[Hierok 11,832]

17 hours ago, TrotteurFuneste said:

"I miss my penis"

Don't worry. Luna has a big one! 

Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No hating!!!!!!!!!!! 

Edited May 1, 2017 by Hierok

[Hierok 11,832]

But down the alicorn amulet! It's one Celestia's doorstops.

[Tirubitchi 45]

I'd say wtf weres my ding dong

[Hierok 11,832]

Why do I see double time double my view?

[GeekySonic 1,150]

Well confound it, I am literally a painting on a wall.

[Sparklefan1234 171,775]

"I *really* need a haircut." 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"I *really* need a haircut." 

I think we both do XD

[Sparklefan1234 171,775]

@ScruffyTheStallion Sorry for "borrowing" your answer. 

"Maybe, I should try wearing shoes today."

[Denim&Venöm 19,152]

...

I can get workers comp from this, right?"

[Will Guide 21,362]

I'll only answer once @ShadowDash13 returns. 

[Sparklefan1234 171,775]

@Denim&Venom

 

"Who is "The Rock" and why do I like him?"

Edited August 11, 2017 by Sparklefan1234

[Duality 10,740]

I say, "Wow, that cosplay convention was something else."

[Sparklefan1234 171,775]

*Confidently* "Today I will ask Mother if I can leave the tower."

[Mirage 24,771]

"Oh yes...Celestia you are in such deep shit now. MUHAHAHAHA!"

[Libra 11,691]

"Oh great, now how am I supposed to use my tablet, this thing requires fingers! Hooves don't have fingers!"

[Envy 6,172]

"If magic was real, of all of the magical things that could have happened and actually gave me life again I turned into a flipping cartoon pony."