How would you react to a gruesomely murdered body?

[Dreambiscuit 9,345]

Double tap and make sure it's dead. 

 

Then go out for a nice rare steak. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kidding, don't hate me! 

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

"Dammit, I got someone else's blood on me again."

Edited May 20, 2016 by Warthog

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,214]

If there was a harsh smell, which I assume there would be, I would most likely vomit. My nose can be rather sensitive and I can get queasy easily from harsh scents. :c After that initial shock, I would probably contact the police, because that is something that *probably* should be reported.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,872]

I don't know what I'd do exactly, but thinking calmly now I think I'd make sort of vocalization just below a scream and above a gasp. It would probably be a loud shout of profanity, then I'd probably run somewhere to tell someone or call the police. I wouldn't stick around to get one of what the dead guy got.

[twiia 1,842]

Get away as soon as possible, then make a MLP reference. Then I might try to get help.

[ShadowEclipse 1,209]

i would panic but i will try to remain calm and to get some help or call the police 

[Castle Bleck 19,296]

Say, "Holy s***!", and then call the cops, most likely.

[OceanSapphire 227]

Meh, I've played enough violent video games to be emotionally numb to the sight of a dead body.

[Lisa 5,553]

"I wonder if it's still alive."

[Guest]

Knowing that I'm a weak human being with a propensity for fainting easily, I would probably do just that. Or at least start to feel dizzy or sickly. I would still call the police though and I bet the situation would later on haunt me for a long time.

[cider float 2,537]

First I'll start running away fearful that people will start accusing me of killing the person. But then I'll slow my steps and stop then walk back to the body to try and investigate how the person was killed.

[ARagY 1,152]

At this point I don't think I would have a strong reaction, just kind of internally nope™ away and shut off processing. Torture still makes me feel lightheaded and uneasy (ex: Cherilee's Garden) if I have to read that though.

[Stormlight 1,371]

The first glimpse at the body, and I will immediately look away and get a little mad at the person who decided to do the crime. After a few seconds, I would try to figure if the victim was any one I know, otherwise I will tell law enforcements right away.

[Poly Lingua 37]

"I knew I should've stayed home today." jk

 

I don't have a cellphone so I probably wouldn't be able to call the police right away...

To be honest, though, I'd be kind of excited, cause it's something so random and unusual. I may even look around a bit in the room to see if I could uncover anything about how he died out of curiosity.

And then I'd go and find someone with a phone to call the police.

[Kimi Vulpine 219]

RUN!!! Then call the police.

[Solid 1,327]

I would keep my distance from the scene to prevent possible tampering of evidence from my side, and then call 911 for ambulance (in case he/she might still be alive) and police.

[Nsxile 26,769]

I think I'd be pretty horrified, funnily enough.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

I'd probably be a little creeped out.

 

[TheRockARooster 49,947]

I’d freeze and stare at the body while feeling really uncomfortable then I would call the police.

[Lucky Bolt 35,057]

Probably stare at it in shock and then call the police. Also I'd be paranoid of my surroundings...what if the murderer is still close by!

[TBD 17,252]

Bent down and puff some smokes. Get up and tilt my hat. "Watson, we have a murder case afoot!"

[Treeglow Flicker 13,555]

I would be struck with a morbid sense of curiosity.

[Cheerilee 26,571]

Should this really be a question? I'd get the police on the scene and never look back.

[TheRockARooster 49,947]

HOLY F***ING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clawdeen 12,182]

I mean look I’ve already mentioned I live in a high crime dumpster fire of a town. Can’t say I’d be that shocked. I’ve already seen a couple uncovered murdered/bloodied bodies just driving past police crime scenes to work. 

If I come across one I’d call the cops.