The best story evar, five words at a time

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Hey everybrony, the rules are simple: You get five words per post. Make it interesting!

 

 

Derpy was delivering mail, when...

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a big, pink hippopotamus flew...

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Into Applejacks freshly baked pies.

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Applejack was angry at Derpy...

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"I just don't know what...

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Went wrong just now sorry.

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Then Rainbow Dash flew by...

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, being chased by a flock...

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of Rainbow Dash Fan ponies

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one of them took out

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An oversized tub of mayonnaise

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and slathered it over their

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manes by accident, slowing them...

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down, as they violently attacked...

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Gordon Freepony and his crowbar...

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All of a sudden, señor...

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Rabbit fell from a portal...

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, followed by a dozen pink...

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Pinkie Pies, who then said...

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Dimension bending powers are fun!

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Derpy decided that she wanted...

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to change dimensions like Pinkie,

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so she ate muffins, when

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she grew two more legs

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she was very sad because