Found a reason to invade Poland!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Being older than me, having been a brony for longer, and having far more posts than me, i'm just your subordinate. General is below Commander, you know

 

Ok, you can be General

[Rox 12]

I agree! We

Huh! I wish I had the time to look for this kind of stuff... We shouldn't INVADE per say, but become brony buddies forever with them!

 

Yeah, and then if anyone is an anti-brony we love and tolerate them to death. And if that doesn't work we arm the orbital friendship cannon!

 

Edited March 8, 2012 by Rox159th

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

if i don't get to become the pretty princess of Brony, i am going to be a very sad new Brony-nerian. i don't care if i don't rule anything of Brony, but i'd like that kinda status, so uhh, pretty please?

[Jadefire 2,797]

...wait, we need areason to invade Poland?

Edited March 8, 2012 by Jadefire

[ShadowBean 318]

Private ShadowBolt reports for duty! x)

[Dreadmallon 353]

The Dark Magic squad will attack the south and meet you at the center.

 

Darkshadow Dash - Any last words, Mr. President?

Leoc Trixies #1 Assistant - Yes Shadow, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops?

Shadow the Alicorn - Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger ponies. Stallions...lock and load.

[Ezynell 2,037]

I shall move there. And from there i shall spread my culture.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

May I offer my services to take over/maintain their library? If they don't have one, I can start it up!

[Victoria and Co. 782]

As the King of Magikarps, I claim the right to be the official Brony Gym Leader!

...

If that doesn't work, maybe I'll open a bed-and-breakfast...

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

if i don't get to become the pretty princess of Brony, i am going to be a very sad new Brony-nerian. i don't care if i don't rule anything of Brony, but i'd like that kinda status, so uhh, pretty please?

 

You can be Princess of Brony

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

You can be Princess of Brony

 

yes.

Viscra Maelstrom, princess of Brony.

i do not ask to be worshipped. all i ask for is to be the little gay princess of brony and that everyone shall love my royal ass.

[Nothing392 61]

Well, if we arent sucsessful with the invasion, at least we know where the next Bronycon will be.

[Robojot 152]

Wonder if there is any bronies living there?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Oh, um... how about "Lord Lady Rarity Pony, Earl of Brony"?

 

Baroness.

Poland is a german-speaking country.

[SailorCardKnight 85]

I shall aid you all in the invasion! *draws cosplay sword* To arms!

[Nah 3,182]

Invade Poland they said

 

You'll meet bronies there they said

[Tupin86 195]

The poor guy on the talk page on Wikipedia that is like "I've lived in Brony all my life, what on Earth is My Little Pony?"

[GRimdaniel22 2]

I say TO POLAND!!!!

[Eenohay 318]

Oh my, that's the promised land!

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

It is settled! We will invade Brony at dawn, in our Bronyetransportyors!

amidoinitrite

[be my waifu 2,842]

Our next target:

 

http://www.geonames..../equestria.html

[Aureity 3,055]

Oh great, here we go again...

 

 

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Our next target:

 

http://www.geonames..../equestria.html

 

I was going to say, shouldn't we invade Africa and claim Equestria?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

We should all move there and and have Feld0 as our king. It would be called the Feldian Empire of Brony. The structure would go as follows:

 

King: Feld0

Queen: Arylett

Prince: Zoop

Duke: Swoop

Duchess: Myself

Royal Pet: Nico

 

Okay, that probably doesn't make sense. I know nothing about how a monarchy works.

 

Dibs on being the Court Jester.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Dibs on being the Court Jester.

 

No, you can be the concubine.

 

I'm not telling you what that is if you don't know already.