mega thread Answer the question above you.

[Dusty Sparkle 23]

A person texting on his phone... (that'll be interesting :3)

 

What time is it?

[chattydash 62]

time to sleep

 

what day is it why

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Yesterday. Because tomorrow is today.

 

If Scootaloo is a chicken, what does that make a chicken?

[Nightfall 3,950]

A Scootaloo.

 

What really is a Scootaloo in a Fluttershy?

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Pinkie Pie

 

What would happen if I ate a bike?

[Yourmomsponies 444]

The object on your left is what I'm going to kill you with, what is it?

 

 

I read this and immediately thought "shit."  As my pocket knife is sitting next to me on my left.

 

anyway.

 

To answer Mr. dash's question.

 

You'd poop little bolts.

 

How does one successfully execute breaking the fourth wall? 

[Leafeon 2,701]

Be pink.

 

Pinkie or Pinkamena?

 

Chrysalis, her voice actor is laughably better.

Uhm. That was a joke, right? Edited January 25, 2013 by Firebolt

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

Silos.

 

Pinkie or Pinkamena?

 

Uhm. That was a joke, right?

Of course it was

 

Pinkie Pie

 

What is/was your favorite class in school?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Recess

If i fought the law and the law won, than who is the law?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Destiny.

 

Why does Dora always ask the viewer where Swiper is instead looking behind her?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

shes high

Why are sad songs sad?

[Pony Joe 582]

Because happy songs are happy.

 

Should I buy Apollo 18 or Join Us?

[Mr Dash 1,818]

Apollo 18, but I don't think it will fit in your house.

 

 

Are you a man or a mouse?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

both actually *squeak squeak*

if a train travling 120mph leaves the station at 420pm and arrives at 630am then why are you taking a train?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because Inukshuk threw a hammer at my helicopter.

 

Why must hammers be so mean to me?

[Pony Joe 582]

Because Thor's psychiatrist said he needed a stress-relieving activity.

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had telekinesis?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

That's like asking how much water pinkie pie could drink if she just had a bottle of hot sauce in the middle of the Mojave desert. The answer is none, because there's no bucking water in the Mojave.

 

How do you convince a chicken to cross a road?

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

dress up as the Colonel and say across the street is freedom

How come no on wants to take part in my rp? 

[Silverhoof 2,840]

I don't know about the others but I'm just scared to RP. (I feel I'll try to take over the story)

 

If you could change into any one specific animal at will (and it can't be a pony), what animal would you choose?

(and your clothing and possessions would change too--just for convenience)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Penguin.

 

Anypony have a better question?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

NO! THIS, IS, PATRIIICK!

 

Who likes Sparta remixes?

[Fresh Meat 115]

Certainly not me.  

 

 

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[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

klkodsklvnkjnsdlldbdsjkhk.a!

Why is my laptop a dillhole?

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Because it's cheap

 

Have you ever gotten lost on purpose?

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

Yes, right before my mom decided to chop all my hair off.

 

Which of the mane six would you

 

Kiss, lick, fondle, marry, kill?