T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Steel Crescent 841]

I have not played it.(blasphemy!)

TPAM remembers where the hobbits where taken to.

[stainesbrony 219]

Yes. They were taken to where they were taken to.

 

 

TPAM completed Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney without taking a single penalty.

[Keylise<3 488]

I have no idea what that is

 

The pony after me role-plays a lot.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Used to, not any more DnD, Champions, etc.

 

TPAM would have driven the hobbits to Isenguard instead of making them walk.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Kyznetsov 9]

True, so long as they wiped their feet off on the mat i put out

TPAM like to dance in the middle of the mall while wearing a sombrero and then robs the toys are us of all pony related items

[Steel Crescent 841]

No..

TPAM thinks Chrysalis is sexy.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Nope. Holes going straight through feet and legs are not sexy (and they whistle in the wind).

 

TPAM is afraid of Fluttershy ever since she beat the crap outa that grizzly bear.

[FizzyImp 1,838]

Edit: Oops, thought I posted in the GCT.  

Fluttershy made me think twice about double-crossing her.
Tpam actually knows where to post.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Crazy Yadge

[Steel Crescent 841]

Yes.

TPAM is of Royalty.

[Silverhoof 2,839]

Long ago, yes. My family has castles in England and Ireland (we were part of the English occupation). Since then, however, my royal blood and been diluted in the American melting pot.

 

TPAM would like to play Scooby Doo and explore an abandoned amusement park with friends and flashlights at midnight.

[MatrixChicken 879]

Ehhhh... Not really. Never watched Scooby Doo anyway.

 

TPAM is a stereotypical Twilicorn hater.

[Steel Crescent 841]

No.

TPAM wants Scootaloo to be an Alicorn.

[masterchaoss 27]

yes i want all the crusaders to be Alicorns but even then they'll never get there cutie marks

 

TPAM thinks Cadance is sexy! 

[Steel Crescent 841]

yes and no.

TPAM wants to be Discord's best friend.

[Kyznetsov 9]

I am discords best friend 

TPAM wants to use a banana as a dildo then eat it....

[Steel Crescent 841]

No. Thats nasty.

EPAM agree's that TPBM post is nasty.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Steel Crescent

[Kyznetsov 9]

not at all

TPAM eats milk and cookies before bed

[masterchaoss 27]

yes and sometimes, I love milk and when ever i have cookies 

 

TPAM Loves Metal.

[Steel Crescent 841]

Yep.

TPAM has an old school SNES.

[Gay Bird 420]

Wii virtual console is close enough. But no I don't have an actual one

 

TPAM likes MatrixChicken's profile pic.

[Steel Crescent 841]

yes.

TPAM likes chicken.

[Senor Citizen 516]

I hate chicken.

TPAM hates elevators. And hospitals. And doctors, and lawyers, and cops...

[masterchaoss 27]

no only elevators 

 

TPAM is a fan of Iron Maiden

[Steel Crescent 841]

A little bit of a fan.

TPAM is a fan of Metallica.

[masterchaoss 27]

yes, i love a lot of early Metallica especially the Ride the lighting album.

  

TPAM thinks Halo Reach is the Halo ever.