T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

No, I do like OJ

 

TPAM bites their fingernails

[Nostalgia27 60]

False. My nervous habit is having a panic attack.

TPAM secretly likes an anime character.

Edited December 17, 2019 by Nostalgia27

[Rebel the Wolfgirl 5,601]

Yep!

TPAM likes a Vocaloid character.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

No idea what that is

TPAM owns a highlighter

[IronM17 5,362]

Yes

TPAM owns a chandelier 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Nope

 

TPAM owns straightening tongs

[applesjck 5,601]

True!

TPAM has a dog

[Jesse Terrence 2,968]

Wrong.

TPAM never heard of SoGreatandPowerful

[Samurai Equine 51,088]

You would be correct.

TPAM is not actually a pony and doesn't want to be referred to as such.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Correct

TPAM likes green eggs and ham

[Nostalgia27 60]

Nah, not really a fan.

TPAM wears glasses.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I have been prescribed glasses, but I don't wear them because one of the legs is broken.

 

TPAM has a cat.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

False, I have a dog

TPAM likes cheerios

[Samurai Equine 51,088]

Yes! They've made a lot of different flavors in recent years, but my favorites are Honey Nut, Frosted, and Apple Cinnamon.

TPAM doesn't eat cereal with milk.

[Odyssey 5,716]

I don't eat cereal ever

TPAM loves spicy foods

[TheRockARooster 50,866]

Yes

 

TPAM loves swimming

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

yes

TPAM loves pizza

[Odyssey 5,716]

Who doesn't? It's the greatest food in the world 

TPAM can outrun a cheetah on roller skates

[Fritzy 1,691]

No because that’d be practically impossible 
tpam can’t do that 

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Yeah

TPAM has eaten using chopsticks at least once in the past week (Lol it's random I know, it just came to mind)

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Yeah, I have ramen practically every day

TPAM has a pet of some sort

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Yepperino. I got a cute doggy

TPAM has a coffee next to them, and will drink it right as they read this

[Fritzy 1,691]

Nope. I don’t drink coffee. 
tpam loves hot chocolate

[Nostalgia27 60]

I wouldn't say love, maybe just like because I don't have hot chocolate that much. But close enough.

TPAM is reading this post in the afternoon.

Edited December 28, 2019 by Nostalgia27

[Odyssey 5,716]

Uh huh! It's 2pm.

TPAM has an organised schedule