What would be best way to turn down a pony?

[EquestriaGuy 1,074]

Not even Diamond Tiara?

I can keep Diamond Tiara in line!

[The Awesome One 1,315]

You would have to be very polite and not lay it on them too hard.

[WriteCodes46 178]

"Sorry, I'm not into zoophilia. But I still look forward to petting you. *pats in head*"

 

Is that not too awkward?

[Suukorak 354]

"Sorry, I'm not into zoophilia. But I still look forward to petting you. *pats in head*"

 

Is that not too awkward?

I think that might be the wrong time to suggest petting. The pony might be feeling a little uncharitable at just that instant.

[Grepper 3,192]

Probably the same way you would turn down a person, unless the reason is because you have qualms about having sex with a pony.

 

EDIT: I should specify, with a sentient xenomorphic creature that is oddly like an IRL pony.

Edited May 22, 2015 by NotSoMystriousGreper

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

fuck no, I don't like you like that and I said I like you as a friend.... but now I don't think we can be friends....

 

I'd probably blush.... but I wouldn't turn someone down who had the courage to do what I can't... so I'd just say yes....