These are actuall pretty funneh :3
1. I once screamed "Shut the fuck up!" in a dream...turns out that I actually did scream really loudly and woke myelf and my family up. Wooops :3
2. I had a dream where some guy was wattacking me. I tried to hit him, btu he kept grabbing my arms,s o I triedd to headbutt him but it didn't work. I just couldn't move my head. Slowly, I realised that I was dreaming, and I felt myself drift out of the dream...I tried to headbutt one last time, and woke up at the same time. So I bent my neck forwards really badly, since I was lying on my back ona large pillow anyway. and it cracked horribly Xo PAIN
3. I fell asleep lying on my back, with my legs crossed in a mantis/medidation position...pointing upwards. O.o