TheSwooceMaster

BANNED Because my Lennys REALLY SEAL IN THE FLAVOR! ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Well, I'm hoping to see if the overall appeal is positive. If more people enjoy the story, I'll continue it. But even then, if the reaction isn't as positive as I'd like it to be, I will probably write out the rest of the story.

Hello, folks. I wish to present to you a Prologue to my fan fiction, The Unknown Past. I am hoping to expand on the story, but I wanted to see if it was an endeavor worth pursuing. Leave your comments below. (I also have a Microsoft Word version attached) The Unknown Past Prologue: Long ago, in the kingdom known as Equestria, there lived a myriad of creatures, and there were an assortment of locales for which these creatures dwelled. One creature that existed plentiful in the land were ponies. These ponies were under the caring rule of the Sister Princesses, Celestia and Luna. These two sisters not only ruled over the land, but were also responsible for the raising of the moon and sun. Their role in the lives of the Ponies that dwelled in the land was, in most cases, detrimental. Although, these two ruling Alicorns weren’t the only beings with considerable power and might. There were also beings who would oppose their rule; beings with an evil intent, bent on overthrowing their rule and enslaving the ponies of Equestria. But, as there existed the forces of good and evil, there was one force, which represented a balance, between the absolutes. This force, was known as Anon. Anon was a deity that once walked freely in the land of Equestria and beyond. Anon was known as a God, and in his own right, he was, for it was due to his origin race. He was, human. Being that it was the work of the human mind that created the immersive world for which ponykind dwelled, he was a being of absolute power. He could reshape the entire universe in his image, mold and create matter, and manipulate the laws of physics and science. And with accordance with his ability to create matter, he also took the liberty of spawning machines and creations which came from the world of humanity, mostly war vehicles which mesmerized the ponies with their capabilities. Although, it was because of his comprehensive and differentiated mind, that he himself put a limit on his power. He did not exceed his boundaries, for the fact that he was a protectorate, a human guardian, who loved and cared for the ponies of the kingdom, and for the Sister Princesses. It was through this love, that he dare not attempt to exert his absolute power, for he did not wish to put himself anywhere above the Princesses’ power. Even with Anon’s nobility, respect and servitude towards the Princesses, there was one thing that troubled the sisters the most: being that he was a God, he possessed a power so unequal to theirs that if he was to ever endanger the existence of Equestria, there could be no way to stop him. Even with the Princesses’ combined power and all the magical forces that existed, they couldn’t stop him, for magic was only a fraction of the power he possessed. He was made of absolute power and energy. He had no weakness, nor could any magical or supernatural force stop him. Another thing that troubled them on an equal level, was his method of staving off the evil that threatened Equestria. Because he was human, he was bred in the art of warfare, as in the world of humanity, the human race had been at constant war. The major advances of civilization were because of war. And of course, with warfare, comes death. As with the Princesses being the representation of the Absolute good, they did not believe in the death of their enemies, but rather imprisonment or reform. Anon on the other hand, used tactics, which involved direct confrontations and massive battles using his aforementioned military vehicles and weaponry, and this of course would result in the death of any and all enemies that fought against Equestria. The sisters objected to his methods, but never spoke out, for fear that he would lash out, and cause destruction in opposition of their decision or rhetoric. This issue was coming to the boiling point, as the ponyfolk of Equestria lived in terror and fear, not because of what Anon did, but what he could do. Even though he only caused death and destruction to his enemies, ponies everywhere were terrified at what he could do to them. He unknowingly imposed a state of constant fear amongst these wonderful little ponies and the land beyond Equestria. After a short time, the sisters confronted Anon on this issue. After hearing what he had unknowingly caused amongst the ponies and creatures of Equestria, Anon knew what had to be done, for he in his mind saw that if he truly loved these innocent ponies, he had to remove himself as the Guardian of Equestria, for then, he knew that the kingdom and its inhabitants would live in peace, and not in constant fear. It was in this moment, he announced his decision to the sisters. He would leave Equestria, and no longer act as the sole protector of Equestria. In his departure, he said his goodbyes, wishing peace and love upon the kingdom. Then, he used his godlike ability to then remove himself from the minds of the inhabitants of the kingdom and beyond. He reset the historical timeline of Equestria, and in doing so, erased himself from Equestria’s quintessential existence. As the timeline was reset, he left in his absence a magical power which would soon be discovered by the Princesses at a later date, to help defend Equestria in times of great need: the Elements of Harmony. In due time, this power will come to defend Equestria in its darkest hours as you may already know. Although should a time arise in the future, if Anon is to ever return, he set in the future timeline a catalyst event which would bring back remembrance of him, so that all who do not know of him, will learn of who he was. Then, after his work was done, he then looked upon the great kingdom, and then turned away as he left into the vastness of the cosmos… “Shall the days of your kingdom be filled with wonder and discovery. For I know, that without me, the best is yet to come…” The Unknown Past.docx

You don't how to respond to my query? Then my plan is working ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

Alrighty then, ladies and gentlemen. This here is the MLP Forums' first Firearms/Military technologies discussion thread! Here, the fanatics of all things jet-propelled and laser-guided, to powder-loaded and long range, can discuss about military technologies old and new, firearms small and large, and armored vehicles logistic to offensive. For any members that may be here for the foreseeable future, introduce yourselves! Name off a favorite combat vehicle/vessel/aircraft and maybe a favorite firearm of yours! I'll start: Favorite firearm: AR-15/M-16/M4A1 assault rifle/carbine Favorite combat vessel: U.S.S Iowa (Iowa-class battleship) Favorite combat vehicle (ground): M1A2 Abrams SEP Favorite combat aircraft: F-15E Strike Eagle Now, let the battleposting commence!

Firearms, military technology, and things that make other things go boom. I mean, come on, who doesn't think it's an amazing fact that a fighter jet could travel faster than a Pegasus all while having the capabilities of carrying a nuclear payload? Or that battleships had the ability to lob shells over 40 miles? It's astounding how powerful, intricate and deadly these machines are! (Picture is BB-61, the U.S.S Iowa, the flagship of the Iowa-class fleet, the longest serving and most powerful battleship class the world has ever known. These big boys had the capability of going toe-to-toe with adversaries such as the Yamato, and come out as victor!)

A sincere and honest person, who would trust anyone he knew to be trustworthy. Always ready to tackle a difficult task at hand, and was willing to do all that he could to help. He is also the kind of person anyone could talk to in times of great personal need. Although, he possesses a twisted sense of humor, and strangely enjoys dark and grimacing themes, especially when applied to mediums of an innocent nature. Not only that, when he loves something so dearly, he could ramble on and on for hours about somewhat inane and mundane topics such as military technologies and history, his favorite music, shows and pastimes, along with an absolutely obsessive knowledge of firearms. But, at the end of the day, he'd find himself distraught at the fact that he can't really find anyone to talk to about these things, or someone who would be just as interested as he is in these subjects. And sometimes, he feels saddened with the fact that people ridicule him because they don't know what this troubled young man has been through, why he loves the things he does, and why he acts the way he acts. Even as this young man lay sitting in his bed or desk chair upset at his unfortunate reality, he picks up the pieces and tries again, for another day. He continues to express his love for the things that bring him joy.

Oh dear God... I have you added as a friend on the World of Tanks forums!! My usernames: World of Tanks forums - tankdestroyer551 Steam ID - The Swooce Master Xbox Live - PAINISxINxHD (I know what you're thinking... Shut it) Planetside 2 - AsundererOfFate (New Conglomerate)

I like memes. Although I change my profile picture on a constant basis if I find an image to be a bit better. I really don't have a single avatar that could define me.

Teen Titans - Watched it in the summer of 2013, and loved it! My Little Pony - Slowly began to love the show after seeing the colorful ponies, the wacky stories, pony animations and much more. Everywhere I went, I saw MLP, so I decided to give it a try finally in the summer of 2015. I loved it right off the bat. After the first episode, I was hooked! And that's about it.

Las Vegas has been on and off with the weather, especially now that Autumn is rolling around yet again. The days are a mild 80 degrees in the mornings, then surges to the high 90s and into the 100s, then as the evening approaches, the temperature goes back down to the low 80s and high 70s. Unfortunately, we never get much rain, although plenty of sun no doubt.

4chan will probably remain the same. Kind of odd that the founder of 2chan would want to purchase its heinous spawn. Although, that still won't change the fact that I will continue to shitpost on the site.

BANNED Because you'll cowards don't even inject the five whole memes

Allow me to sooth you with my nonsense word of the day: Zimbabwe

Wait, I don't understand. Why does this picture have its own thread? I posted it in a general art thread. Others were sharing their art.

Rainbow Dash racing an F-22A Raptor

I like military-related themes. I like metal. Sabaton spoke to me. I now like Sabaton.

I just watched Friendship Is Manly: Equestria Men.... This song has been on loop for the past hour. Send help.

I like electronic music. A lot. Although, as much as I like Electronic, I do like a bit of military metal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eX38-JVZ-s

I have a myriad of favorites. I have at least 15 that I wish to share: 1. Deadmau5 - Get in the pig, Meowingtons (WIP track) 2. Sabaton - Midway 3. Death Grips - No Love 4. London Grammar - Hey Now (Arty Remix) 5. Carpenter Brut - Escape from Midwich Valley 6. Two Steps from Hell - The End is the Beginning 7. Ivan Torrent - Human Legacy 8. Martin O' Donnell - Overture (Halo: Reach soundtrack) 9. Neil Davidge - Nemesis (Halo 4 Original Soundtrack) 10. Keiki Kobayashi - Liberation of Gracemeria (Ace Combat 6 OST) 11. Celldweller - Kill The Sound 12. Feed Me - Death By Robot 13. Pendulum - The Tempest 14. Ramin Dajiwadi - Mako (Pacific Rim Soundtrack) 15. Hans Zimmer - What Are You Going To Do When You're Not Saving The World? (Man of Steel Soundtrack)

I do enjoy some saddening music to accompany a down-trodden mood. Although, even when I am in a more uplifted state of mind, I can't help but wanting to experience a sincere sadness. I like to sit down and think about saddening thoughts all while have the proper instrumentals to merge with the mood. I don't know why, I just enjoy "feeling the feels", as I put it.

Oh dear god. The lenny face killed it for me! HA!