Raskolnikov

Oh I will! Already got a missed call today from those cretins, they probably want me to cover their asses somewhere because they can't be bothered staffing in advance. Let them cry, if they want me to give a shit they should give me proper holiday time

:unimpressed: :heartbroken: :guilty: :innocent: (lol) :awkward: (?) :coping: (?) :eyebrow: And thanks for adding new smilies guys :]

"Petition to rename Uranium into Iranium."

Pffft, so after a couple days of tinkering I finally fix their precious machine (which they KNOW leaks they SAW it!) and all it does is make our job worse because it just flooded an entire aisle and the whole hour was spent on crisis management than getting anything done, therefore slowing productivity down to a halt instead of increasing it. *clap clap* bravo, geniuses. Can't wait for the next complaints about doing as we are asked.

gasp facehoof ...'pwease'? idk uhh... hipster? LOL 'hiding'? so CALM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OLEASLE PLEASE? the pleading is added for comedic effect please do not mistake it as serious nagging :c

Help help a stranger has entered the premises

More rested for once. Despite my body trying hard otherwise -_- oh you went to bed an hour earlier? You are trying to get more sleep? HEY BRAIN TIME TO WAKE RASKOLNIKOV UP AT 5 BECAUSE THEY ARE *USED* TO WAKING UP SLEEP DEPRIVED! HERPA DINGDONGDORK! I got back to sleep though.

o_o huh. I... don't think... we have that in my country? Maybe in the private sector... but I only went to kindergarten. I would be over my sister's mum's apartment otherwise when my parents were busy, there's no state program for preschools and because of bigger families I imagine there's little need for kids to be watched over in one as you'll usually have backup relatives to help.

Are preschool and kindergarden... not the same thing...?

....... HMMMMMMM.... NOPE!

Don't worry, it usually goes away after I rest my back for a bit... I have an appointment with a physiotherapist in a couple weeks to fix the problem, I have 3 slightly slipped discs. x_x YOU LITTLE TERRORIST NO ONE ASKED!!!!!

Yes. This area's water isn't great (though safe to drink) so I use a water filter for it.

Wow, I must be really stunted!

Finally found kalamari... At Lidl... Of all stores... ........... ..................... *approaches freezer* Fucking Germans...

*nods solemnly.* Yes, you speak high wisdom... Sketch... you know what to do. There is only one way. It's time. I should have made it my email signature when I told the cretin that when *I* state that I'm leaving *I* keep my promises. But I guess he was already 6ft under without the extra input. I'm feeling sciatica pain...

I need to find another morning job, I've been annoyed for days at that audit.

Tell yourself you are savouring that sweet, sweet release of violence for Sketch's mum. PSA: Hey! Hey abusers! I feel tired despite sleeping extra yesterday. And already up to my BS early.

I can't imagine myself making one. Some things are best lost to time.

Welp I followed a guide that pointed out a good trade route in Sunless Sea to make money in a non-cheaty way (I've gotten far enough and really don't want to lose progress again lol) and I was practically scared shitless the whole time looking at my supplies and sanity meter. This game really reminds you it's a horror game instantly It was a good chunk of money but I almost did NOT make it omfg...... That's enough for one night.....

I haven't played Sunless Sea in so long that I'm afraid of booting up my save bc it's the furthest I've gotten in the game and I'm afraid I'll immediately die cos I've forgotten everything. Damn roguelikes why do I always have a weird taste in genres :|

Pita cuts dipped in tzatziki for lunch :D I added a bit of sumac to the recipe in addition to the lemon juice, I wonder if the sumac can replace the lemon entirely in a pinch or if the acidity of the lemon juice helps the dip develop its distinctive flavour may have to try next time... if it doesn't work I can always just mix in the lemon juice to fix it. It's funny, the sumac gave the yoghurt a slight pink hue and it reminded me of taramosalata. I'm afraid unlike the taramosalata this isn't a fasting dip

Don't know all that much about my mum's side of the family, and it really bothers me. And she's the only person I could ask and I cut her off so now I will never know, even though I wish I could ask more about my grandparents and great grandparents. I want to know what that side of the family was like during WW2, I suspect a lot of the family bullshit also had to do with the aftermaths of WW2 because it was a preeeeetty major site of, well, the Holocaust... my mum seemed disturbingly fixated on WW2 history and visiting Auschwitz as a kid traumatised her, she was too disturbed to come with us as an adult. She's usually very shut off, even my dad doesn't know much about her childhood. She never discusses it, but it sounds she was the family scapegoat while her mentally disabled sister was more favoured. (I don't know if the 'mentally disabled' part is actually official or if my mum is a bit of a jerk, I may have to ask my sister's mum. I do know my aunt from that side and her husband are, uh, a bit eccentric. Hmmm) Gonna put stuff from what I DO know in a spoiler tag as it may be upsetting to people. TW for mentions of suicide, abuse, torture, brutality, etc lol. I will not be graphic of course.

No monster in the closet, on the contrary it was even a hiding spot for me from horrible shit happening in the house in at least one occasion lol :D I may have been expecting a ghost or something to charge down the hallway at points but I blame that on watching a lot of those pseudoscientific haunting shows. Honestly the flat wasn't big enough to *really* expect stuff in it so I'm not really sure why I ever expected anything

Green text! :0 I love it when people are over now that the flat is all decorated. :D (normal thing to say about the gas people coming around to do work DGSKFHSJFJS)