come up with a useless superpower

[mcpon14 87]

The ability to grow your fingernails 2 millimeters longer than they are in an instant.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

The power to unlock a door by snapping your fingers...so long as you already have the exact key to said door.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

You have the ability to make something invisible for 5 seconds when you sneeze on it.

[NightGuard 251]

The ability to watch TV without eyes..

[Worstnameever 3]

The ability to destroy an egg like how to basic style.

[uptill5am 36]

the ability to change your hair color, but you have to be under a water fall.

in winter

on a Tuesday 

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

The ability to...wait for it....transform into a turtle that has super duper slow speed.

Edited August 24, 2014 by Semper Fi

[Radiance64 7,053]

The ability to snap every one of your fingers!

I dunno, might be good for party tricks at least.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,307]

The power to be invisible. When nobody looks at You xD 

 

Damn, Maiq was faster.

 

 

Ok... ability to sneeze with Your eyes open? :3 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The ability to not have your tongue stick to icy objects.

What..? You said "useless" 

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

The fantastic ability to eat glass, and metal. (And yes people can really do this )

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

The ability to shoot toothpicks out of your nose

 

((What's wrong with my head?))

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

The ability to put leaves back on trees when they fall, but only from June to September.

Edited August 27, 2014 by Azure Flare

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

The power to summon sand, one grain at a time...

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

The ability to make water turn to ice by keeping it in a tray in your freezer for 24 hours

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

The ability to make water turn to ice by keeping it in a tray in your freezer for 24 hours

 

A power so useless a machine can do it faster. 

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

the ability to teleport to any place you want to go, but get hit by a train every time

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

the ability to turn from a car to a giant robot as long as you are a transformer

[Kulstor 254]

The power to have clean shiny teeth, without brushing.

[Zephyr Breeze aka po 57]

the ability to fly by purchasing a plane ticket.

[Hopes and Memes 391]

The ability to dispence 3 cotton balls from your waist a month.

 

Could it get any more useless?

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

FART!

[Moonlit_Night 223]

The power to fart in someones house,

The power to play minecraft,

The power to fly a TARDIS.

 

Oh wait, that last one isn't useless.

[Andaasonsan 3,205]

The perfectly efficient metabolism: You never have to poop. Ever.

[Hopes and Memes 391]

The ability to turn into a brick

Once.

Forever.