Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Death by boxing glove.

[Passion 3,484]

Would you prefer to be cut by sharp edges of sticky notes or rather be sticked to death?

[TBD 17,252]

And would you like me to read you to death? or smack your head with a book?

[PaulBron 173]

Death by a  low end PC

[TBD 17,252]

yeh? well death by a computer mouse!

[Twilight Luna 31,325]

Death by iPad.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Gives you paper cuts with newspapers!!

[TBD 17,252]

give you a paper cut with Tom Riddle's Dairy! 

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

Haiku time.

A trash bag is here

I hope that you suffocate

As I run away

Edited January 28, 2019 by Meson Bolt

[RaraLover 10,414]

*looks left*

*moves Coloratura plushie away*

*looks left again*

 

Death by paper!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Throat slit with Black Manta action figure box.

[TBD 17,252]

Smashed by an heavy backpack 

[BulkyBright 37]

London-ed by a fork. 

[TBD 17,252]

suffocated by a used tissue. 

[BulkyBright 37]

16 hours ago, TBD said:

suffocated by a used tissue. 

someone get this man some holy water

Earraped by a Blue Yeti Mic. 

[TBD 17,252]

how would like to be killed by a.....chocolate bar? quite fitting to your avatar 

[BulkyBright 37]

Punched to death by my left arm.

[Guest]

I will not kill you... Just kill me instead please do me that favor. The pains of death cannot be any more painful than the hell in this life.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Amarisbourne

[TBD 17,252]

Sorry I don't give mercy .

you'll live another 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*strangles with duct tape*

[Treeglow Flicker 13,579]

Feel the wrath of this... empty, chocolate bar wrapper...

[TBD 17,252]

death by a giant bottle! 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Watch as I smite you with my hoody

[fare67t 242]

A rather old Samsung phone with a super cracked screen?

Aight, let's do it!

[NotATimeTraveller 6]

Smacked upside the head with my drawing tablet, I guess.