Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[DigitalRocket 185]

a couch

 

#REKTM8

 

im so sorry for saying that 

 

Edited August 19, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Two pieces of paper, headphones and a water bottle. RAHR YOU SHALL DIE!!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Roger Waters The Wall Limited Edition statue.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

A book on Tax Laws throughout the history.

 

Now, should I do it the quick way (Slamming the tome on Vinyls head),

or the slow way way (Reading it to Vinyl)?

[Virgil 685]

Prepare to die by Chips Ahoy cookies brigand!

[yayayayayala 1,668]

My desk.

 

A whole freaking desk, with pencils and pens and a lamp atop it, plus one Irish-style piggy bank, and paper and random things in its drawers.

 

This is gonna be great.

[Fishy Stick 7,825]

Well I have a packet of Skittles.

 

I can kill you by poisoning the Skittles and forcing them down your throat! 

[Virgil 685]

Derpy figurine, she will sit on you. * Laughs Maniacally *

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

*Throws Xbox 360 controller at you, picks it back up, and continues playing COD: black ops 2*

 

At least I can say I tried

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

A pillow. PILLOW FIGHT!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

Well then, this is gonna be difficult, a 200 Gallon fish tank with Pinkie plushies on top of it...

Let me go get my crane. *Walks off*

[Dashing Comet 4]

shoves android phone in your throat as you horrifically suffocate...*rings* aww buck...

Edited September 5, 2014 by BlueLoyalty

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Feel the wrath of my cat scratching post!!

Hyaahh!!!!

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

But... but i dont want to kill discord with a stck.

[BitterBubblegum 75]

Wire cutter? Why do I have that?

Oh well! This will be easy!

Edited September 12, 2014 by DiscordAppuls

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

A small plastic cup! :3

 

...uhh. ;o;

[yayayayayala 1,668]

My desk! Again! I'm lucky for a second time! 

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Feel the sting of my Credit Card Pre-Approval letter, knave! HAVE AT YOU!

[Handsome Changeling 1,851]

A glass bottle of Coke?! HYYAAAH Bring it on!

Edited September 13, 2014 by Void Crawler

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

A drawer filled with Lego. This should be fun. 

[yayayayayala 1,668]

This time I'm not gonna count my desk, I'm gonna count the first thing to my left on it.

Which is a wireless mouse.

 

Oh boy...

[N.W. 3,619]

Death by lamp! Muhahahahaha!

[Fawkes The Phoenix 737]

A lamp...

Edited October 30, 2014 by Fawkes The Phoenix

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I have a kitten... I sentence you to death by cuteness!

[Omega Centauri 317]

I happen to have a 4" pocket knife on my desk to the left of me.

 

Not the most lethal thing, but It's worth a shot