If you wrote a book about your life, what would its title be?

[Chara 1,565]

"Diary of a Little Shit" most likely.

[Catpone Cerberus 23,461]

"There is always something slowing you down"

"How to waste your life"

Edited December 29, 2015 by The Cerberus

[Orbit 7]

"My Life Story"- who would't buy book with that title?!

[Malinter 3,064]

"Why Tea is Superior to Coffee."

[SilyGeny 369]

"The official guide of surviving loneliness by getting depressed"

 

"How bleaching/dying/styling your hair can make you feel better (for 3hours)"

 

"The official book about nothing (me)"

 

just some ideas xD

[Sekr Gray 520]

"Dealt", "Hand of Fate", "Pair of Black Hearts" or other Card based puns.

 

I've been into cartomancy my whole life. Before I do anything big, I did a card reading (and still do). I'm yet to have a wrong reading, so I let it help guide me along. 

[JeyWiz 1,097]

I would call it "Ravelicious 101".

[Kor 70]

"How to be overwhelmed by everything all the time" by Korey

[Brobocop 167]

My story would be called "BATTALION", as the entirety of my life has been nothing but one huge war.

[Lisa 5,552]

"This Pretentious Book Is About My Life"

[Unikitty 1,212]

John Dies at the End beat you to the punch.

 

Furthermore, isn't your Master's Dissertation titled "hOI!!!!! i'm tEMMIE!!!! An exploration of cosmogenic axioms based upon individual experiences and praxis for modern society"?

Shite. Double shite. Can I just take your pick? xD

[ILikeNightmares 163]

Title would be "Maybe I am here for a reason".

[Artimis Whooves 1,576]

An idiot's guide to the galaxy...

[EpicEnergy 22,530]

"How To Mess Up Your Life By Wasting Too Much Time On Video Games And How To Fix It Again"

I know, long title.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,413]

“Laughing on the Outside, Crying on the Inside”

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

I think the title would just be __________. It wouldn't have a title, because nothing interesting has really happened in my life to warrant a title.

[Rikifive 23,526]

Mine would be titled "Book of Regrets". 

[Tom Gallagher 33,536]

'Elements of Harmony' 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Probably something like "One wasted life"

[Evil Pink One 13,389]

"Care less whisper"....

[Lucky Bolt 35,013]

I have no idea. My life story book could have several titles. 

[TheRockARooster 48,048]

6 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

I have no idea. My life story book could have several titles. 

The Adventures Of Lucky Bolt!

Starring Matt.

[MapledMike 8]

Mine would probably be “The tale of the lazy one”

[Splashee 28,538]

"A Book About the One who Thought he was the one and realized that he was just one of many"

 

Often abbreviated "BAOTHWORHJOM" or variants of that.

[Technoblade 112]

'the book about nothing'

it'd be like that Seinfeld episode

 

 

Edited June 5, 2020 by HomuraAkemi