Useless Superpowers!

[Odyssey 5,713]

The ability to crush anything at will with your bare hands. The catch is anything you touch will break.

 

EDIT: Here's another useless ability... the ability to turn anything into Skittles just by touching it.

 

Edited January 20, 2015 by Odyssey

[Iiznocannon45 46]

The power to make yourself better, but nobody will care.

 

The power to sing "99 bottles of beer" the longest.

[Sunny Fox 5,935]

The power to become invisible, but only when nobody is looking at you.

 

Glow-in-the-dark fingernails and toenails.

[SilverStarApple 849]

To see through things.

 

And through those things.

 

And through those things.

 

You look at people, and see through them, seeing their bones and organs. You see through those, seeing the ground behind them, and the layers upon layers of rock. Seeing through those, you see past this earth, and into the cold dark depths of space, the absolute blackness, the absolute void, as anything you eventually see will be seen through and ignored in favour of looking even further and going even deeper.

[CuriousPony 156]

I want the ability to change my eye color whenever I want. XP

[paradoxical 1,735]

I wouldn't want it, but super-genius with the flaw nobody will believe you. 

 

"I can make cold fusion in a coffee cup, but I can't sell that energy to anybody, or even get a job!"

[GearheadWilliams 64]

What about the ability to predict... The past? YEAH, I'd love something like that. Saving lives and stuff with it.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,285]

I would be "Hair Woman" *Da-Da-Daaa * with the power to change the color of my hair to match what I was wearing. That would actually be AWESOME!

[VitalSpark 1,830]

 

 

I wouldn't want it, but super-genius with the flaw nobody will believe you.

 

That's much like Cassandra: she was blessed with the power of prophecy but cursed that nobody would believe her.

[Red Cedar 1,407]

I'd rather have a spectacular but ridiculous transformation sequence. Starts off epic with some powerfuly worded slogan and the holding aloft of my epically powerful magic maguffin, but when the lightning fades and people's eyesight returns, I'm dressed in the height of clubbing fashion from 1975.

[NamelessHorse 59]

Hell, even remembering the past is apparently a super power that I wish many people had.

[Shadow Beam 1,179]

The power of hyperventilation.

 

[Monotone 101]

The ability to make my left arm fall off when I'm threatened, just for it to regenerate through the course of two months.

Kind of like a Gecko.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

What about the ability to predict... The past? YEAH, I'd love something like that. Saving lives and stuff with it.

Are you kidding? That would be amazing for a crime scene investigator!

[CosmicHooves 2,705]

The ability to have an extreme migraine at will!

Edited January 22, 2015 by Emerald Starlight

[NamelessHorse 59]

Married women can do that, Emerald Starlight.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

The power to rip your arms and legs off, and flog bad guys with them.

[Tameless 979]

The power to summon hand sanitizer... anywhere!

[VitalSpark 1,830]

 

 

The power to summon hand sanitizer... anywhere!

 

That would actually make you quite a formidable opponent if you could summon it into your enemy's heart or lungs.

 

 

The power to rip your arms and legs off, and flog bad guys with them.

 

Coupled with extreme haemophilia.

[Venomous 18,818]

The ability to levitate bathroom cleaner.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

The ability to be 20% cooler. 

[NuclearBurg (Dawn) 622]

The ability to be 20% cooler. 

But... that's the most useful super power of them all...

[VitalSpark 1,830]

 

 

The ability to be 20% cooler.

 

Not quite Elsa levels of cooling power.

[Wyzecat 350]

The ability to shoot blood from my eyes.

Edited January 20, 2015 by Wyzecat

[Tom Snyder 4,111]

I don't need one, i can do that one, myself.