Embarrassing Stories from School

[Deano 1,704]

Hey everypony! Hope y'all are well.

 

Alright, so here's an interesting topic: Embarrassing stories from school.

 

What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to y'all during school? I'll go first, if you like.

 

I've always been a MASSIVE nerd. Especially at primary school. Because I had no problem showing off whatsoever. I decided to teach the class about making games using this terrible 3D sandbox game, it was a bit like minecraft but not with blocks. I stood at the front of the class, all ready to show the bored students of Yr5's something unneccesary. I was also extremely nervous, so much that I was shaking.

 

I fumbled with a pen for a while, trying to write on the board. My handwriting looked awful and pretty much everyone was already laughing. They hadnt seen anything yet! Things pretty much went wrong most for most of the so called lesson, until disaster struck. I felt very strange, and uncomfortable.

 

I started fidgeting loads and I had no idea what was going on, until this kid called Brandon decided to shout and point at the top of his voice: "Look everyone! Jack's peed his pants!"

 

Ahh. That would be it. The entire classroom fell silent for a moment, and every eye was on me. For someone with social anxiety, I would have had a heart attack. Luckily I had no such thing back in the day, so I didn't die. Instead my face looked like a burning tomato and my eyes slowly began to feel like they would literally explode. After the brief, painful moment of silence, the room exploded with laughter.

 

Okay, that's enough. Now that I actually do have Social Anxiety, this is bringing back too many memories. I'm still in high school, so it really wasn't that long ago.

 

Ramble away everypony! Lets celebrate the most memorable catastrophes of school life!

[Stardust Balance 7,740]

One time in school, while my entire year was in the hall being presented wit a sex-ed show played by actors, along asking students questions with how a situation should be handled and such. One of the questions was what the man should do since he wants to get it on with a reluctant woman, and I, in all my youthful wisdom, raised my hand, all eyes turned to me, and I confidently answered with a suggestive tone: "Get her drunk and have SEXXX!!!"

 

Needless to say, as if I wasn't the laughing stock of my school already, that exclaimation only reinforced my "popularity" with the laughing school body. XD

[lomk 20,665]

I think the most embarrassing thing I ever did was walk into the wrong classroom at the wrong time. 

 

College was very confusing. 

 

I was also not much of a partygoer. So I don't have any wildly embarrassing college stories

[simba86 1,541]

my second grade teacher got up on her desk and screamed and jumped up and down because she got tired of no one listening to her,

I am afraid I do not have many school stories because i was homeschooled from the second grade on

[Guest]

I went into the girls bathroom during a party, but only realized once I was done. Sure, some of the girls laughed once I got out, but it wasn't that bad. 

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

One time in 5th grade, I returned a homework assignment about the Black Plague despite it being way past the due date. Then the teacher said "WHAT?! That is so old." It's embarrassing because it was during classtime. But I found her reaction funny because it sounded like a pun since the Black Plague took place a very long time ago.

[DeadAccount 4,604]

I have A LOT of embarrassing stories from school

[Nit Pick 247]

This happened in middle school at one point.  I still beat myself over it because I embarrassed myself for not knowing what the word "gay" meant.  I think it was an episode of "Frasier" where I head the word gay from one of the characters.

 

It was a music class I believe and I came to class early where this group of girls came in after me.  They stopped in the middle of their conversation to talk to me about "who do I like best" or "who is the cutest".  Being the socially awkward introvert that I was, I mistakenly said "I was born gay" (which I'm not, I'm a straight supporter now).  Then word got out and boys started jokingly making kissy faces at me, I was confused and I asked my Mom what gay meant.  She told me, then I told her the story what happened then for a few years I was homophobic.

 

After I grew up more and became more mature, I got over being homophobic.  I also worked on my vocabulary, understanding words before using them in everyday life.  I still beat myself up over it from time to time because I could have had a chance at a girlfriend.  Why I beat myself over it is because I'm afraid that I might meet one of said girls who I misinformed and they still think I'm gay (which I'm not). I did have some friends who were girls, they defended me from such torment from middle school.  I still wish I kept in contact with them.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Forth grade, we got to get a lesson on sex ed by our beloved principal because one of our teachers was sick. Apparently because child pregnancy was a thing then (or at least one case must've been in the media or something, I cannot remember, I think it was something along the lines "never too young to learn about that topic") Basically him asking about what the male/female parts are called and didn't get any answers because nobody wanted to answer. The room was filled with awkwardness, litterally one 50yr old man telling 10/11 yr old kids about where the babies come from, looking back at it, it's rather hillarious but also a little questionable if you ask me.

 

The second story is about something that happened to me personally. In seventh grade I got locked inside the classroom by accident thanks to the teacher (again, the teacher was around the 60yr range, man we need younger teachers). Naturally I ended up panicking, knocking on the door, hitting it as hard as I could, even shouted quite a bit but in the end nobody heard me. Basically leading to me panicking for a good 20 minutes, being frustrated, not knowing what to do and honestly, nearly breaking down. Jumping out of the window was out of the question, thank you, 2nd floor... Anyway after around 35minutes, maybe longer, I started to accept my fate just like somebody accepting death so I just sat down on one of the desks, but assuring myself that soon somebody will have class in that room and at the same time being afraid there's nobody coming anymore. After what seemed like an eternity, I heard a key unlocking the door so I turned around towards the door and as the door opened, the teacher looked at me with the utmost disbelief and honestly I can't judge her. I was just happy to get out of that room, walking past the laughing students and basically skipped class and remained silent about it.

[Shad0wedDreamer 8]

I've always found heath class disguising. I don't like think of surgery or the inside of the human body.

 

So one day in heath class my vision started getting blurry and I felt Sick. Thought getting some fresh air would help me out. So I went got up and asked if the teacher if I could go to the bathroom, He says yes, I take one step forward to leave the room and I drop like a sack of bricks And wake up probably 20 seconds later being dragged out the room....

[Petrus 696]

Ugh! With me i only have ones that are so embarrassing that I probably shouldn't share

[SL4MT 51]

Oh god this reminded me of a time I don't want to think about

 

We were doing this game in PE where we had to run to the end of the hall with a ball and then run back and give it to someone else so then they have to run with it. When it was my turn (right at the end when every team was already finished -we were slow-) I got tagged and then halfway down the gym hall my shoe falls off and then I trip over it. To put it simply my shorts ripped into a massive hole and everyone (and I mean everyone, teachers and students) saw what should never be seen. I have never been so humiliated in all my life and probably never will be again. Good lord, just thinking about it makes me shake   I'm a really shy and socially awkward person so this was probably the worst moment of my life.

Edited April 13, 2015 by SL4MT

[Splendormane 203]

My pants fell down at Recess in Grade 4 at recess and i decided to run away from school just to escape the embarrassment  only to get caught by the police return to school to find out no one seen my pants fall down and the joke from then on was about me skipping school that one day.

 

Even though no one ever did see my pants fall down ever since i have had a extreme fear of my pants falling down in class that i can't seem to overcome. So now i won't run in front of people because i fear my pant will fall down when running and this is my reason to Stop participating in P.E but i can't seem to tell anyone the reason so they won't Be as hard on me and now that i am going to highschool soon and i need to pass a PE class to graduate i am scared  will never finish school.

[Complexity 181]

I don't want to read all of this and not give my fair share of stories back but I can't think of any.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

First grade: someone threw up on me. I had to wait for my dad to come and give me a clean shirt.

 

Second grade: I peed my pants one day in class. I didn't get a chance to use the bathroom after lunch, so that much was inevitable. Luckily no one, not even my teacher, noticed.

 

Fifth grade: I rode my bike to school, and one day I walked into the classroom with my helmet still on. Later that year, I thought I forgot my backpack one day, and I ended up crying in front of the whole class telling my teacher that.

 

Sixth grade: I threw up in science class, while my teacher was reading aloud go us. It was at the end of the day, and I thought I could make it... but I couldn't. It went all over my desk, the textbook, and onto the floor. My teacher just paused and yelled at me. "Mister Regulus! Are you interrupting me?" Then, after about five seconds, I finally heard someone else in class say, "uuum... he's throwing up..." Everyone near me was disgusted. They looked sicker than I felt after that.

 

Seventh grade: sex education. Before it started, we had a pre-test. I didn't know the answers to any of the questions. When we got our pre-test scores back, I compared my results with those of other students in the class. They all did much better than me. The teacher, noting this, told me in private that I didn't need to worry about my bad score. I had no idea what sex even was at the time, and then everyone knew it.

 

Eighth grade: I lost all of my friends after switching schools, and so I had no one to eat lunch with. One day, I decided that someone seemed friendly enough, so I went to sit with him and his friends at lunch. He told me I was weird and that I should go away. After a week, I finally gave up and listened. Since that day, I've never tried to sit with anyone at lunch again. I always eat alone.

 

Ninth grade: I didn't get my sex education form signed, so during that part of class I had to go to another room. People noticed this and started making fun of me for it. I was still tested on the material, though, so I ended up making a B in the class. People also thought I was gay in the ninth grade, and I was teased for that, too. I hated my life that year.

 

Tenth grade and afterward: things got better. I don't remember any embarrassing moments, actually...

Edited April 13, 2015 by Admiral Regulus

[iceestarz 5,765]

Hmm... Uh...

 

The only thing I can remember is last year after I went back to school 3 weeks after my jaw surgery I was still drooling really bad and had to hold a spit rag to my face all day.

[Away 2,077]

I was such a weird kid in middle school. I still cringe when i think of myself from then. I used to play with my school lunch and do random shit around other people because I thought it was funny or something. But soon I got more and more self-conscious and slowly became an introvert.

[Rasydan 43]

I got a lot of embarassing stories,but this one is the most embarassing story. I nearly got the correct answer for maths question,and its still count as a win. The teacher called my name and I thought I will get a prize,so I stand up. But then I realize no prize for me on that day,so I jumped and scream "woooohooooooooo!!!!!!" and sit. Everyone was laughing,the entire school actually. I felt like "why the hay i did that?!" XD

 

Till this day,everyone still insults me because of that. Whenever the get close to me,they'll be like "wooooooo"

~_~

[ARagY 1,152]

So I'm guessing from previous sex-ed stories it would help if you got the reverse side of things where someone writes a Bible on it (me)..
 

[Cash In 22,705]

I remember once being late to an assembly in our auditorium. I didn't want to draw attention to myself, so I walked in as quietly as I could, but I somehow banged my arm against the door. Discreet is my middle name.

Edited November 7, 2021 by Cash_In

[Colt 45 148]

A few months ago in a College class we were watching a video where the room was silent apart from the video. Suddenly my phone started saying in Trump's voice "TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!" over and over, since a telemarketer called me. I had that ringtone set as my alarm and must have forgot to turn the notification volume to vibrate. I heard a few chuckles, but it wasn't too bad.

[Messy Mane 9,033]

Once I came really early to school and all early students had to wait in the gym and sit in the bleachers until it was time to go to first period,I saw a few friends signaling me to sit next to them.As soon as I saw them I accidentally ran alongside some of the female atheletes running around the gym.When I stopped I noticed everyone was mocking me and calling me a girl,I chucked nervously and smiled awkwardly like it was nothing,quickly sat down and didn't say a single word.

After this incident I never went to that gym in the morning or came early to school either for the rest of the year.

[Envy 6,262]

Somewhat embarrassing, but more frightening (in my mind). It was finals week at the university I was attending then. For one of my finals, I showed up and... I had showed up an entire hour late. I thought I had the finals schedule down, but I was wrong. I was so ashamed. I loved the class and the professor. Seeing as finals were about 1 hour and 50 minutes long (as is typical) I was still able to take it, but still! To be tardy, and to be tardy to a final of all things. OMG. And it totally caused my professor to have to hold over, because all of the other students got done. He could tell it was a mistake, and actually took the time walking out to compliment me for my research paper and project that I had done.

Still, recently I have caught myself obsessing and checking over and over again any scheduled times that are new or different for me, and thinking about it, this is why. Lol.

[Early Sunsets 2,108]

We were practicing for state assessment in my band class (junior year of high school I think) and we were doing sight reading. For sight reading, what happens is the entire band looks over a brand new music piece for a few minutes before playing. We can't make sound with our instruments while this is going on otherwise we have to start our performance, whether we're ready or not.

Well, it was my first time doing sight reading like this and nobody bothered to tell me what not to do, so of course I played almost immediately and we had to start. Luckily it was just practice and not the real thing, but I've never been more embarrassed, and I was so close to criyng. Because of me, the other saxophones started a tradition where we took off our mouthpieces whenever we sight read something.

Edited February 19, 2019 by Zephyr / Karou