SoniaSquishy 69 January 23, 2017 Share January 23, 2017 Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash is actually a terrible moral compass. Rarity: I'd rather go in more casual attire Applejack: Ew, mud. Pinkie Pie: That's enough fun for today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,316 January 23, 2017 Share January 23, 2017 Pinkie Pie: I'm actually allergic to all forms of candy. What you've seen me consume over the years was nothing but cheap substitutes that were made of bland gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----- 477 January 23, 2017 Share January 23, 2017 (edited) Applejack: Mom, Dad! You're finally back from your Equestria trip! Edited January 23, 2017 by Fluidty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 January 26, 2017 Author Share January 26, 2017 (edited) Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Oh, what are you doing? Twilight Sparkle: What am I doing? Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Thwarting my plans? Twilight Sparkle: Thwarting your plans? Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Are you? Twilight Sparkle: You know what, yes. Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: I'm going to *bleeping* kill you! Edited January 26, 2017 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zachary 5,521 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 Zephyr Breeze: I hate my Life. Thanks Kyoshi for the Signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trademark2 485 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 (edited) Snips: I'm secretly Troy from high school musical. Cadence: Love is the same as friendship you retard Bronies: We're straight. Totally. All of us. GloriousApples: "I love rainbow dash so much! I just want to tell everypony else how great she is. Everypony should bow before Rainbow Dash, including Applejack" Edited January 26, 2017 by trademark2 1 Feel free to message or add me everypony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershyponygal 83 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Oh, what are you doing? Twilight Sparkle: What am I doing? Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Thwarting my plans? Twilight Sparkle: Thwarting your plans? Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: Are you? Twilight Sparkle: You know what, yes. Stralight Glimmer/Sunset Shimmer: I'm going to *bleeping* kill you! Sci-Twi: You know, I've always wanted to be a cheerleader. Sunset: Why? Sci-Twi: Because they actually get *bleeped*. Fluttershy: I'm actually Pinkie Pie but I never tell anypony they would ask too many questions... Rarity: I'm afraid I can't darlings, I have a stallion coming over in twenty minutes and I simply must get a morning after pill before then. Twilight: *bleep* royalty, I was happy just being a librarian. Applejack: I'm actually Apple Bloom's mother. Big Mac: And I'm her*hoof shoved in mouth* Applejack: Uncle....he's her uncle. The Thread: https://mlpforums.com/topic/157635-my-little-pony-the-bonds-of-friendshiptbof/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,254 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 (edited) Macintosh: Applejack is dumb as a squirrel looking for his nut. Luna: Why haven't my own sister noticed i have been tormenting myself. Princess cadence and shining armor: We're expecting a baby I guess we have to marry each other. we're such a happy couple *glare.at each others. Rainbow dash: I'm sorry....Yeeeeeeh RIGHT! Spike: Twilight.....I'm not your BITCH! Edited January 26, 2017 by Satrox ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violet_S 785 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 Celestia: I'll solve everything this time! Twilight: I dont want more books.. Spike: I hate Rarity Pinkie: Gummy is stupid Rarity: dresses are lame Rainbow: Winning is for losers 1 Let the rainbow remind you, that together we will always shine~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nit Pick 247 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 Rainbow Dash to AJ: What d' you say I take you home and eat your p ? Cheese Sandwhich: *Doing any song parodys or polka collections of past MLP songs* AJ: I'm gonna go see Aunt and Uncle Orange just to see how they're doing. (Because it totally wasn't a quick joke at apples and oranges) Twilight: You me in Japan, watch me dance. Maud Pie: I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties. Discord: I don't know if I'm able to talk to you if you got a stink booty. Nit Pick's ask blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,316 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 Filthy Rich: I wish my dad never gave me such a stupid name. People keep thinkiing that I'm really filthy instead of being rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,366 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 King Sombra: "You stupid Crystal Ponies! I order you to go out there and be free!" By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,316 January 27, 2017 Share January 27, 2017 Lord Tirek: I don't want pony magic to rule Equestria! No, I want pony magic to make my horns sparkle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 January 27, 2017 Author Share January 27, 2017 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: Tirek I have the power of four Alicorns. Tirek: So what you're saying is.... Twilight Sparkle: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Twilight.* I am a Super Alicorn and you're about to get wrecked. Twilight Sparkle: Uh..... Tirek: Now I will devour your magic. *Opens mouth.* Sunset Shimmer: mine mine mine mine.....Mine *Kicks Tirek in the face.* Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here? Sunset Shimmer: I can see Twilight wasn't up to task. So I'm here. Applejack: Really and how can you fight him? She's an Alicorn. Sunset Shimmer: I too have reached that level. *Cut to scene.* *Crying* I wanna be an alicorn. I wanna. I wanna. *Cut back.* Lots juice, working out, making friends, obtaining the ultimate power, yada yada. Pinkie Pie: Huh? Sunset Shimmer: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Sunset and turns into an alicorn.* Tirek: Seriously, what the *bleep* is Equestria Girls?! Edited January 27, 2017 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershyponygal 83 January 27, 2017 Share January 27, 2017 Twilight Sparkle: Tirek I have the power of four Alicorns. Tirek: So what you're saying is.... Twilight Sparkle: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Twilight.* I am a Super Alicorn and you're about to get wrecked. Twilight Sparkle: Uh..... Tirek: Now I will devour your magic. *Opens mouth.* Sunset Shimmer: mine mine mine mine.....Mine *Kicks Tirek in the face.* Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, what are you doing here? Sunset Shimmer: I can see Twilight wasn't up to task. So I'm here. Applejack: Really and how can you fight him? She's an Alicorn. Sunset Shimmer: I too have reached that level. *Cut to scene.* *Crying* I wanna be an alicorn. I wanna. I wanna. *Cut back.* Lots juice, working out, making friends, obtaining the ultimate power, yada yada. Pinkie Pie: Huh? Sunset Shimmer: Ahhhhhhhhhhh! *Magic Aura explosion around Sunset and turns into an alicorn.* Tirek: Seriously, what the *bleep* is Equestria Girls?! I'd make a proper reply to this quote but sadly this happened to me while I was laughing so hard: The Thread: https://mlpforums.com/topic/157635-my-little-pony-the-bonds-of-friendshiptbof/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
----- 477 January 27, 2017 Share January 27, 2017 (edited) Any female character: I love you, [enter name here]! Any other female character: I love you, too! *kiss* Any male character: I love you, [enter name here]! Any other male character: I love you, too! *kiss* Edited January 27, 2017 by Fluidty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 January 27, 2017 Share January 27, 2017 Money isn't everything darling, it's gems. This is how I became rich I tell you, RICH!!! - Rarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 February 1, 2017 Author Share February 1, 2017 Tirek: It seems we are evenly matched. Twilight Sparkle: Solar Flare. *Blinds Tirek.*Tirek: Ahhhh! My eyes! Oh Celestia it's like walking in on Discord in the shower! Wait a minute....Discord is always naked! Dahhhhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weetile 19 February 5, 2017 Share February 5, 2017 Any My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Character: "Fuck!" Hey, my name is Weetile! I'm a gamer and I like to do cool s■■■ like eat MLG doritos, game, animate and make videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterbattyyy 331 February 5, 2017 Share February 5, 2017 Fluttershy: "I'll be your plushie, brony on the other side of the screen." 3 "I'd like to be a tree!" -Fluttershy (Everfree Explorers Discord Group) (Equestria: Into the Wild Trailer) (Map of My Hikes.) (My PATW Photography) A Cinematic Mini Nature Film. Coming Fall 2019. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 February 11, 2017 Author Share February 11, 2017 (edited) Applejack: Technically since Twilight Sparkle can teleport that makes you slower than... Rainbow Dash: No. You shut your mouth. I am not slower that *bleeping* Twilight Sparkle. Being the fastest is all I got. *Crying.* It's all I got. Edited February 11, 2017 by Singe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kings&Hooves14 616 February 12, 2017 Share February 12, 2017 Rarity: I love you, too, Spike! Spike: Yeah, you know what? I never really cared much for you...sorry. I was just trying hide my true feelings--for Big Mac! Twilight: Well, shit. Didn't see that one coming. Discord: Oh, come now. You didn't really believe they were only playing Ogres and Oubliettes all this time, did you? 2 The Brony Code: Humans are a lie, there are only ponies. Through ponies, I gain friendship. Through friendship, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. Ponies shall set me free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 February 18, 2017 Author Share February 18, 2017 Fluttershy: I found this abandoned baby animal that keeps poking around under my belly when it gets hungry. Rainbow Dash: Had a hard day of training at the Wonderbolts and slapping some flank in the locker room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 February 18, 2017 Share February 18, 2017 Darth Apple: Applejack, I am your father. Applejack: Chrysalis: Guess you don't wanna join my fan club? Berry Punch: My hooves have your blood on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Pizza 91 February 19, 2017 Share February 19, 2017 Rarity to Spike: I love you 2 The real magic is inside your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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