Make Up a JOke................Right Now

[The Professor...8D 823]

Okay so this was actually created by everyone's favorite sentient question mark- Lord Bradley in the answer a question Topic.

 

Make up a Joke on the spot.......

 

-No looking one up or reusing one

 

-Good, Bad or Horrible

 

Good Luck.......

 

 

Q:How many Clowns does it take to screw in a light Bulb?

 

A:None. Because I threw them all into a Black Hole.......8D

Edited October 22, 2015 by The Professor...8D

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Why did the teacher ban the use of decimals?

...

Because he hates pie!

 

*Badum-tss*

[Tinkh_ 239]

Oh, uhm.

 

Knock knock.

 

Who's there?

 

I dunno.

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Shipping;

Sometimes

happenstance 

is

proof

ponies 

i... should kiss

n...just kiss already

goddamn 

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Why did the students arrive very early to school

 

Because they ate FAST food.

[TerminalObsession 250]

Why did the person question my motives in crossing the road?

 

I dunno.

[TerminalObsession 250]

Puns.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

A pony walks into a florist shop, the florist asks what the pony wants..

The pony responds "I'd like 10 daisies please"

The florist replies "Ok, would you like that in a bouquet so it's easier to carry home?"

So the pony says "No thanks, I'll eat it here"

 

OOOooooo wait i got a better one..

 

What did the saddle say to the pony?

Nothing.. saddles can't talk xD

Edited November 1, 2015 by AURAequine

[Life Fiber Infused 41]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, a car ranned over it about halfway through

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula diastase 

[Gestum 2,493]

Why does ponies eat hay?

 

Dunno, ask them.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Why do ponies trot?

 

Because they hoof too.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Why can't you take crime on a date?

 

Because crime doesn't pay.

[Solid 1,327]

Soccer in America.

China's national soccer team.

 

I win. :3

Edited December 23, 2015 by Solid Scorpion

[Tech Reel 444]

The best joke among the Hasbro writing room must be:

 

"Hey, you know what we should do today?"

 

"What?"

 

"Let's put Spike in a good episode. We can make him interesting, develop some more character, and ease up on the slapstick a bit."

 

"..."

 

"..."

 

"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..haha.. Oh man, let's hit Spike with another door."

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

 

 

Looks like Chewbacca's flying Solo!

Too soon?

[SilyGeny 369]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Cause KFC kept stalking him

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

If the whole earth was in a snow storm, it could be called a "snow globe" 

x:

Why did the snowman have trouble eating? He was SCARFing down his food. 

[Frostgage 7,975]

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

 

i'm so sorry

 

 

Soccer in America.

 

YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

[Dapper Charmer 591]

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

 

Denim, denim, denim.

[JeyWiz 1,097]

How does Batman say "Dinner Time"?

 

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[temmie 117]

My social life.

[DND 2,355]

where do cows go 2 eat ??/?

 

the CALFeteria

 

End my high school milk carton flashbacks 2k15

[Dapper Charmer 591]

How does Mario speak to the dead?

 

he uses a Luigiboard

[Fixedys 501]

I had an ant farm once, but I had to get rid of it.

Because I couldn't find tractors that small!

 

 

*CRICKET NOISES*