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Rainbowdash,

How are you?

 

Feels like someone hit my head with a mallet.

 

 

Kira: Rainbow Dash you think you can beat me in a friendly brawl, I destroyed the king of Life and Death

 

 

*sigh* Why do we always get these wackos around Ponyville.

 

 

HI RAINBOW DASH! How's my super speedy flying friend doing today?

Oh, well I was just wondering what your favorite flavor of cupcake is?

 

 

Cupcakes? I-I don't eat cupcakes. Not anymore...

 

 

 

Heyy Dashie,Its Pinkam-I mean,pinkie pie. Would you like to come over and make cupcakes? I would love to see a sonic rainboom too...

 

NO WAY, BUDDY. I'VE READ THAT STORY.

 

 

 

 have you been to space?

 

Nah. It'd be kinda hard to breathe, yeah?

 

 

 

Kira:Rainbow Dash would you like me to be you're bodyguard

 

No thanks, I don't really need guarding.

I can get you an autograph though, if you'd like!

 

 

 

say Rainbow, what did you think of the Double Rainboom short?

 

The what now?

 

 

 

You saw nothin

 

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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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Yuck, that'd be living like Applejack. That's way too dull for me.

And Tank has, uhh...not been very energetic as of late. I tried taking him for a walk - big mistake.

I dunno Rainbow, you seemed pretty awe struck by Little Strongheart when she just blew by you in that one encounter in Appleloosa. And Pinkie Pie's caught up with you quite easily even on your best days. You're underestimating us land critters to your own loss.

 

But aside from all that I would love to see you and Applejack go head to head in a competition again, Iron Pony or not and race it out, on hoof of course to make things fair. Don't even try crossing your hooves OR wings on that promise.

 

Oh and lose out to a bookworm like Twilight again huh.png. She's a smart and talented pony but there isn't any reason why either of you should get beaten by her in athletics. 

 

As for tank, well there was that one time Spike tried to babysit him and some other pets and got stuck in the Crys- you know what forget that last part. I don't want a dragon grudge on me some day.

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Kira: Rainbow Dash, I've been shunned by almost every mortal -no offense- I've come across, you won't do the same thing, right *braces for a hoof attack*, I was hoping that you have to know if I became your bodyguard from pikemena, but I'll protect you with all I got, right? Besides I'm only 16.

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*Pokes her nose playfully* I hear your the fastest Pegasus in all of equestria... want to prove it? ;) 

                                                             

 

Character Backstory: http://mlpforums.com/blog/1210/entry-7077-a-life-without-limits/

 

 

  

 

 

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You are stardust that’s beaten the odds and combined perfectly.

 

 

You are both the moon you walk under and the ground you walk on.

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                        You are a part of it all, neither big nor small.

 

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Rainbowdash Look ITs ME YOUR COUSIN! THE FIRST MALE ALICORN!

I took an online oc test and this is what it gave me

Name: ThunderVolt

Sex:Male

Type:Alicorn

Family: The Dash Family

Information: He is a wiz at magic and flying but never brags. and hes always there for his friends. He is a bit headstrong But usually

Verry shy.

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Hey Dashie! Do you like sarsaparilla? 

 

Err...never had it, actually.

 

 

 

hey Dashie, i challenge you to a race 3 2 1 GO *crashes into wall*

 

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I dunno Rainbow, you seemed pretty awe struck by Little Strongheart when she just blew by you in that one encounter in Appleloosa. And Pinkie Pie's caught up with you quite easily even on your best days. You're underestimating us land critters to your own loss.

 

But aside from all that I would love to see you and Applejack go head to head in a competition again, Iron Pony or not and race it out, on hoof of course to make things fair. Don't even try crossing your hooves OR wings on that promise.

 

Oh and lose out to a bookworm like Twilight again img-1904868-1-huh.png. She's a smart and talented pony but there isn't any reason why either of you should get beaten by her in athletics. 

 

As for tank, well there was that one time Spike tried to babysit him and some other pets and got stuck in the Crys- you know what forget that last part. I don't want a dragon grudge on me some day.

 

Pinkie Pie is...weird. I don't even know how she does it. it's like she can teleport or something. Not saying I don't think you "land critters" are cool. Just that I prefer flying. If you had wings, I'm sure you'd feel the same.

 

Applejack, though - I'm sure I can beat her in a ground race. She's oretty fast, ya know, but not as fast as me. I just, uhh....had a bad day that time. Yeah, that's it...had too much to eat. Heh. I promise you, though, neither of us is losing to Twilight. Her mile time is...not...great.

Rainbowdash,

How's Tank?

 

*sigh* He got wedged between the freezer and the wall again, hang on!

 

 

 

Kira: Rainbow Dash, I've been shunned by almost every mortal -no offense- I've come across, you won't do the same thing, right *braces for a hoof attack*, I was hoping that you have to know if I became your bodyguard from pikemena, but I'll protect you with all I got, right? Besides I'm only 16.

 

No, really. I'm good, thanks. Why don't you sign up to become one o' those royal guard ponies? Maybe that'll stop them from plastering all those dumb recruitment banners everywhere.

 

 

 

*Pokes her nose playfully* I hear your the fastest Pegasus in all of equestria... want to prove it? wink.png 

 

*blink* Where'd you come from??

 

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, what is your opinion on Changelings? Do you hate them like most other ponies or do you accept them for who they are?

 

~Charlie

 

If it doesn't hurt me, I could care less. But the very *second* they try to mimic my friends, their flanks are going into the gutter.

 

 

 

Rainbowdash Look ITs ME YOUR COUSIN! THE FIRST MALE ALICORN!

I took an online oc test and this is what it gave me

Name: ThunderVolt

Sex:Male

Type:Alicorn

Family: The Dash Family

Information: He is a wiz at magic and flying but never brags. and hes always there for his friends. He is a bit headstrong But usually

Verry shy.

 

..."never brags". 

 

Can't say I see a resemblance. dry.png 

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No, really. I'm good, thanks. Why don't you sign up to become one o' those royal guard ponies? Maybe that'll stop them from plastering all those dumb recruitment banners everywhere.

 

 

Kira: I've already tried... but they beat me and locked me out once they found out who I was

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just too *yawn* tired. But this forum needs to be about 20% cooler-you know I can't stay away for long!

 

You've seen me on the other thread (before the, um, "incident"), so you know the drill. The awesome,spectacular, one-and-only Rainbow Dash is here to answer your questions!

 

 

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Admit it RD you've lost a race before img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ... no pony is that perfect... oooor aaare theeeey? huh.png

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Err...never had it, actually.

 

 

 

 

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...............

 

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Pinkie Pie is...weird. I don't even know how she does it. it's like she can teleport or something. Not saying I don't think you "land critters" are cool. Just that I prefer flying. If you had wings, I'm sure you'd feel the same.

 

Applejack, though - I'm sure I can beat her in a ground race. She's oretty fast, ya know, but not as fast as me. I just, uhh....had a bad day that time. Yeah, that's it...had too much to eat. Heh. I promise you, though, neither of us is losing to Twilight. Her mile time is...not...great.

 

*sigh* He got wedged between the freezer and the wall again, hang on!

 

 

 

 

No, really. I'm good, thanks. Why don't you sign up to become one o' those royal guard ponies? Maybe that'll stop them from plastering all those dumb recruitment banners everywhere.

 

 

 

 

*blink* Where'd you come from??

 

 

 

 

If it doesn't hurt me, I could care less. But the very *second* they try to mimic my friends, their flanks are going into the gutter.

 

 

 

 

..."never brags". 

 

Can't say I see a resemblance. img-1921838-4-dry.png 

That's what it told me I don't believe it either I mean hes related to rainbowdash

and that was funny

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Kira: I've already tried... but they beat me and locked me out once they found out who I was

 

Oh...well, it could be worse, I guess. Still though, I'd rather not. Gotta have some alone time, ya know?

 

 

 

Admit it RD you've lost a race before img-1921864-2-img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ... no pony is that perfect... oooor aaare theeeey? img-1921864-3-huh.png

 

Pfft...does the Running of the Leaves count?

 

 

 

That's what it told me I don't believe it either I mean hes related to rainbowdash

and that was funny

 

...seems legit. I still have no idea who he is, bud. The rate at which I "discover" my long-lost siblings is kinda creepy. If they were all true, I'd have like a hundred brothers.

 

 

 

Rainbowdash,

Does Spike help you with something like how he helps Ponyville?

 

He helps me with my aerial maneuvers. *snicker* Or at least he tries. Poor guy.

 

 

Do you ever dress in style? Darling

If you had to be in a relationship with one of your friends who would you rather spend the rest of your life with

who would be the best and who would be the worst?

 

 

Aww, no...No way Rarity, I told you once already  wasn't going to get another makeover!

 

And what kinda question is that...? sleep.png 

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Oh...well, it could be worse, I guess. Still though, I'd rather not. Gotta have some alone time, ya know?

 

 

 

 

Pfft...does the Running of the Leaves count?

 

 

 

 

...seems legit. I still have no idea who he is, bud. The rate at which I "discover" my long-lost siblings is kinda creepy. If they were all true, I'd have like a hundred brothers.

 

 

 

 

He helps me with my aerial maneuvers. *snicker* Or at least he tries. Poor guy.

 

 

 

 

Aww, no...No way Rarity, I told you once already  wasn't going to get another makeover!

 

And what kinda question is that...? img-1939079-3-sleep.png 

Its a race Right?img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ... HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I thought you never lose! My faith in you is Gone... sad.png

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(Pinkie Pie) HEY DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING DASHIE WANNA PLAY HUH HUH HUH

... Do you like Ozzy Osbourne Dashie?


(Spike) Rainbow Dash I think I love you even more than Rarity 


One last thing why do you think Fluttershy is a tree? She is clearly a Bush

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Question:If you had the chance to talk to the other Rainbow Dash in Rainbow Factory, what would you say? Of course, this is only if you /read/ Rainbow Factory. Poor Scoots. Always dies, always by a Rainbow Dash of some sort.

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SCOOTALOO = Best CMC

PINKIE PIE=Best Pony

LUNA=Best Princess

 

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Hey rainbow!

How did you become so awesome?

And I take it I do t have to bother saying that I love you because everybody does anyway ;)

If you actually took the time to read my forum post, I thank

Love you Dashie :wub:

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Its a race Right?img-1939388-2-img-387689-1-5e7kmu.png ... HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I thought you never lose! My faith in you is Gone... img-1939388-3-sad.png

 

...img-1956822-3-dry.png

 

 

Kira: Rainbow Dash, do you wanna know the reason why they hate me?

 

Cause you keep asking to be random ponies' bodyguard? Kind of a weird question to ask, just saying.

 

 

 

Hey Dashie,Wanna Race? ~Rainbow Blitz

 

Hey! Get back to your own universe before you screw anything up over here!

 

 

 

(Pinkie Pie) HEY DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE DASHIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING DASHIE WANNA PLAY HUH HUH HUH

... Do you like Ozzy Osbourne Dashie?

(Spike) Rainbow Dash I think I love you even more than Rarity 

One last thing why do you think Fluttershy is a tree? She is clearly a Bush

 

Whoa, what? Do I like Rarity? Uhh, yeah as a friend, I guess. She's actually reallly cool. 

And Spike, I've never seen you hanging out with Fluttershy in the first place. Not saying much at all.

...and Fluttershy is who?

 

 

 

Question:If you had the chance to talk to the other Rainbow Dash in Rainbow Factory, what would you say? Of course, this is only if you /read/ Rainbow Factory. Poor Scoots. Always dies, always by a Rainbow Dash of some sort.

 

Nah, haven't read it. Heard it's pretty creepy, so I'll save it for Nightmare Night.

 

 

Hey rainbow!

How did you become so awesome?

And I take it I do t have to bother saying that I love you because everybody does anyway img-1956822-4-wink.png

 

 

Born this way!

And yeah, you'll have to get in line for an autograph. Sorry.

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