Ask Chaos, Master of Discord

[Knight of Blades 1]

hey discord how would you feel if celestia died

[NavelColt 22,883]

hey discord how would you feel if celestia died

 

In a word,

 

 

Tia and I have known each other longer than any being has ever known me before, so losing someone like her, whom I love to tease and troll would be truly disappointing.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Discord i came across this and thought you mite like it

 

so how is it?

Edited June 24, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[Knight of Blades 1]

so discord if said event happened would you help hunt down the one who did the deed?

[NavelColt 22,883]

Discord i came across this and thought you mite like it

 

so how is it?

 

It's fairly interesting. When I venture to Youtube it's usually for the delightfully entertaining YTP, or quotes from myself.

 

so discord if said event happened would you help hunt down the one who did the deed?

 

Hmmmm, I'd be mildly curious I suppose, as to who could kill a relatively powerful and protected being such as Celestia, but I would not have a horrendous grudge against them. I may decide to stalk them and torment them a bit, but surely it'd be out of peeking my interest of being a being that is strong, and nothing more. Tia amuses me and we have such fun, but I'm not much for romance or relationships of any kind. Chaos is my only lady <3

[Monstermistress 8]

Are you in some way related to Tzeentch?

[Spock 91]

ever turn someone into a chimmychanga? of course that would be a really awesome fate, until someone ate you. but maybe you'd be hidden in a pile of woogapples! am I goin' off topic? [looks it] Thank you again yellow box! But staying on topic is boring anyway! and you know what else is boring? Battleship! but the there's the movie with cool alien transformers like optimus prime who I'm buddies with like I am withpinkiewhosfriendswitheveryonewhoknowseveryone. . . wait, what? Are you sure I'm not the god of chaos, and you're just the spirit?!

[Nouth 496]

Can you make Pinkie Pie even more chaotic and randoom than she is at the moment ?

[MrL0LZ 866]

Discord, how do you feel about your newest incarnation, Professor Fitz Quadwrangle?

[Mr. Bojangles 52]

OH GREAT AND POWERFUL DISCORD!!!!.... sup?

[Boxxi The Brony 119]

Do you like beef jerky?

[D1SC0RD 987]

Opinion on l337 speak?

[NavelColt 22,883]

Are you in some way related to Tzeentch?

 

Have never heard of such a person or thing, so I'm going to have to say no, my dear.

 

ever turn someone into a chimmychanga? of course that would be a really awesome fate, until someone ate you. but maybe you'd be hidden in a pile of woogapples! am I goin' off topic? [looks it] Thank you again yellow box! But staying on topic is boring anyway! and you know what else is boring? Battleship! but the there's the movie with cool alien transformers like optimus prime who I'm buddies with like I am withpinkiewhosfriendswitheveryonewhoknowseveryone. . . wait, what? Are you sure I'm not the god of chaos, and you're just the spirit?!

 

Nope, I have not tried that one yet, but perhaps one of these days I shall. Pinkie Pie will enjoy it even more than chocolate rain, perhaps.

 

And you have no powers, so yes, I'm quite sure

 

Can you make Pinkie Pie even more chaotic and randoom than she is at the moment ?

 

Hmmm, probably not in a general sense. I could make her randomness more evil-inclined, but she's pretty much as random as they come.

 

OH GREAT AND POWERFUL DISCORD!!!!.... sup?

 

At the moment, teasing Rainbow Dash by prodding her on her flank and picking her up by her tail and poking her Oh so amusing!

 

Do you like beef jerky?

 

I've never tried 'beef jerky', no. Never even heard of such a thing. You sure you're not talking about human food as opposed to Equestrian food?

 

Opinion on l337 speak?

 

The what now? You lost me, my dear, I'm afraid I'm distracted and cannot comprehend what you mean at the moment <3 Teasing rowdy pegasi and whatnot, you know~ Care to elaborate a bit?

 

Discord, how do you feel about your newest incarnation, Professor Fitz Quadwrangle?

 

I have yet to take notice of this, but I approve of his facial hair. He is Discord approved in my book.

[D1SC0RD 987]

The what now? You lost me, my dear, I'm afraid I'm distracted and cannot comprehend what you mean at the moment <3 Teasing rowdy pegasi and whatnot, you know~ Care to elaborate a bit?

 

My username! Wondering if it is approved. xD

[NavelColt 22,883]

My username! Wondering if it is approved. xD

 

Oh, you mean humorously using numbers in the places of some letters in words? Yes, it's unique and fairly amusing, it is approved. So is your avatar. The swag level has increased by ten-fold!

[The Navel JTAC 60]

Discord...are you insane, psycho, maniacal, crazy, loony, high, drunk, evil, chaotic, violent, freaky, weird, odd, strange, or sad

Edited July 6, 2012 by JTAC

[NavelColt 22,883]

Discord...are you insane, psycho, maniacal, crazy, loony, high, drunk, evil, chaotic, violent, freaky, weird, odd, strange, or sad

 

Of those, I'd say I'm chaotic, freaky, odd, a tad strange, evil, and perhaps just a little but insane <3

[Half-Note 273]

My sources tell me a certain chaotic master has the hits for the element of laughter. *nudge nudge*

[NavelColt 22,883]

My sources tell me a certain chaotic master has the hits for the element of laughter. *nudge nudge*

 

Hmmm? Pinkie Pie? Ohoho, how amusing of a thought. She's certainly my favorite pony as she loves practically everything I do, but us, together? Hmmmm...I'd have to think about that one.

 

*Now entering the mind of chaos. Imaginging himself and Pinkie Pie on a date.*

 

 

*Now exiting the mind of chaos*

 

[The Navel JTAC 60]

Of those, I'd say I'm chaotic, freaky, odd, a tad strange, evil, and perhaps just a little but insane <3

 

I knew you were more than a villain!

[NavelColt 22,883]

I knew you were more than a villain!

 

Indeed. Also, glad you enjoyed that avatar of mine enough to use it It does have quite the swag in it. The most swag-filled villain ever, plus the pony that makes everything 20% cooler, all in one avatar.

[The Navel JTAC 60]

But how come I cant get sig to work oh great one?

Edited July 6, 2012 by JTAC

[NavelColt 22,883]

But how come I cant get sig to work oh great one?

 

Signatures don't work like avatars, silly filly. Signatures need to be uploaded to an image hosting site like photobucket, after you make an account. Once you've uploaded the signature to your account, go to 'Signature' tab on your settings menu, and use the tag to make it appear in your signature.

[Nouth 496]

Oh master of chaos, [insert long prayer to chaos, all things chaotic and to a pie], do you consider yourself to be closer to unicorns or pegasi ?

[NavelColt 22,883]

Oh master of chaos, [insert long prayer to chaos, all things chaotic and to a pie], do you consider yourself to be closer to unicorns or pegasi ?

 

Unicorns, because of the magic ability. While I am able to fly, I teleport more often, and on top of that, everything else I do is magic. Thusly, I'm more like a unicorn in the sense of using lots of magic, than I am like a pegasi in the sense of flying around a lot.