Roast your least liked pony

[Bomb Sheep 77]

Roast'em. Roast'em here. Doesn't need to rhyme, just needs to roast them. They'll be horse meat in no time. Roast them GOOD.

[Zachary 5,521]

I would love to roast Zephyr Breeze!

[FanOfManyShows 396]

I'd love to, and I did, they tasted delicious.

 

Anywho, I'mma roast em now...

 

Celestia doesn't tell anypony the sun moves on it's own, just so she can eat cake. Remember Twilight moving it on it's own? Twilight was actually moving it, it's that hard to control, and Celestia just leaves it to move on it's own.

Edited December 15, 2016 by Lloyd

[BlueStreak98 828]

Starlight, what is with the hair? You look like Snooki with frostbite!

[Ganondorf8 11,383]

Zephyr Breeze... You really need to do something about that stubble on your chin. It looks like you've got a stain on your face that could one day take on a life of its own.

[Megas 27,783]

Aren't Roasts where your supposed to rip into your favorites?

[Koolasaur 2]

Derpy tho... The law made that name illegal RIP

[BritishBrony2012 823]

Would roast Spoiled Rich's wife

[Applejacket 185]

Even at the speed it takes for her to say something stupid, Rainbow dash could ever scale the height of her ego. >:3

[M'gann M'orzz 745]

Isn't the point of roasting to sort of have fun semi-jokingly insulting something you LIKE?

[cider float 2,538]

I suppose I could roast a fan pony but then again they don't exist in the show.

[Bomb Sheep 77]

Isn't the point of roasting to sort of have fun semi-jokingly insulting something you LIKE?

 

Nahhhh... I fight to survive, not to play. I roast to emotionally shatter my enemies, not make my friends happy....

[JeyWiz 1,097]

Hey Diamond Tiara! How did you get that crown? For being the queen of all whiny kids? LMAO     

[Prospekt 11,021]

Snips and Snails, I thought the point of this show was to teach kids lessons, not make them stupid.

[ChikaChan 7,326]

Oh Trixie,your magic tricks are cool and all >.> but twilight can sure make a fool out of you >~>

[LeafFerret 3,382]

Alicorn Twilight, probably the worst thing to happen in the show ever.

[Mast. Equestos/Gigas 340]

Here is one to Rainbow Dash. Ever time you try to fly you need a tank full of fuel. Then you wonder is it half empty or half full?   

Edited January 19, 2017 by Deathmare

[BrawnyCharger 513]

Pinkie Pie! YOU'RE SISTER MAUD IS A FRUSTRATING BORE!! STOP SHOVING HER DOWN OUR THROATS!!!!!!!!!! Plus you're a dirty cheater! (see Filly Vanilli) 

 

Starlight Glimmer! Go back to being a villain! You take up space as a main character.

 

Applejack and Apple Bloom! STOP HOGGING ALL THE APPLE FAMILY GLORY!!!! Give your brother a big hero moment or two!

 

There I feel better!

[Bomb Sheep 77]

This is doing really well. The roasts are great! Keep it up guys!

[Mast. Equestos/Gigas 340]

 First off:  Celestia take down that force field asap!

 

Secondly: Quit telling everyone's time is up!  Before I can time you. Which one A.M. or P.M.? Take you pick. 

 

There I got that off of my chest and Celestia seriously quit telling them that. I am not your babysitter. Thanks. 

Edited January 19, 2017 by Deathmare

[Tarnation 142]

Spoiled rich, why so posh, iit because of you drinking you stupid spoilt milk, I bet your name definitely describes you!

And Svengallop, trying to be a pop star, I guess you'll just pop!

What about you, Gladmane', too stupid to manage your own hotel, and yet think of opening all over town, ponies will throw fire a t it!

[BrawnyCharger 513]

Mare's and Fillies: Stop hogging all the attention on the show and let the Stallions and Colts get their moments of glory.

[----- 477]

Pipsqueak...you are the strangest looking pony I have ever seen!

Was your father a pig and your mother a cow?

Also, you seem to have a bit of hyperaktive chiwawa in your genes as well, because you are annoying as hell!

Edited January 26, 2017 by Fluidty

[Tropico 226]

Rainbow Dash always acting so cool like if you were the best pony arround and acting like this only proves how desesperate for attention and pathetic you are. 6 seasons and every frienship lesson you learn you forget it when episode's credits are not even started. actually how many lessons you had to re-learn again and again? Your element is loyalty but should be element of bragging or hurting everyones feelings. you think being honest equals to just let it go without thinking if this will hurt the other pony. that's just disgusting. you're not worth as a mane6, go away and give starlight the spot. 

Edited February 5, 2017 by Tropico

[Whirlwind 1,059]

Starlight Glimmer is such a hollow and basic character.

I mean the writers couldn't be more original? Sunset Shimmer is where it's at!

I could watch a single frame of Sunset Shimmer and be more satisfied than having to 

sit through Starlight Glimmer's mediocrity and boring character