Make up a lie about yourself

[kaiser5578 340]

I eat beef and I am Russian

[Nightfall Gloam 18,254]

I am totally not a big fan of Splatoon and I'm definitely not listening to the soundtrack right now.

[Totally Nyx 35,919]

I like to get up early in the morning and prepare breakfast for the family before going for a short 2-mile jog, after which I grab a shower and spend a couple hours driving my neighbors in to work before heading to work myself.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

I think Jake Paul is best YouTuber and Linus from LinusTechTips is a really bad YouTuber

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I absolutely hate musicals and I wouldn't go even if you paid me to. Everyone I know at school seems to love it though, I have no idea what the craze is about.  

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That was so hard to say, even knowing the fact that I'm lying!  

 

[ShinGojira 586]

I hate metal music and i'm totally confident in myself!

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

I'm never awkward in front of people.

[Guest]

I've never petted my cacti.

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

I had a girlfriend once.

[Rawzy 1,302]

I'm very good when it comes to managing work loads...

[Mortar 143]

Pffft, that's easy.  I'm AWESOME!

[Guest]

I think Yawgmoth got what he deserved. 

[Twilight Luna 31,301]

I find babies crying on airplanes very relaxing.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I wear size 13 shoes

:^P

[The Recherche 29,967]

I'm looking forward to the 8 consecutive days of rain soon~! 

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[Guest]

Pinkie pie is not my favorite mlp pony 

[Flutterstep 47,045]

Food in the US tastes way better than it does in the UK. 

[Zachary 5,521]

Old-School Rap music sucks, Current Rap music is Better.

[FizzyWind 64]

I command the lemon kingdom with an iron fist to the point where I get morbidly obese like Kim Jon un and enslave my people. Guess what stops me from doing so? A 13 year old boy and his stupid harp.

 

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I'm all about the ladies.

[The Recherche 29,967]

TODAY HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST INVIGORATING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!! 

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[BlackPony 77]

I don’t have chemistry homework! 

[Flutterstep 47,045]

I'm happy, outgoing, intelligent, enjoy work, have friends, had a girlfriend and hate irony. 

[Flow 1,624]

I really love chessecake.

[Yakamaru 3,122]

I would totally not commission more art. :V