Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 6,545]

"I had to Google 'plus size model' and I just knew I was going to regret it"

 

[ExplosionMare 18,088]

It wouldn’t be so bad if you did it on the moon

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

  On 2021-10-02 at 2:51 PM, Tropical Melody said:

"Those nuts are going to be hot aren't they?"

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"So, the toilet's puking juice into the child's mouth and not the child puking juice into.. the toilet's... mouth?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"At first I thought this was an art exhibit dedicated to the never ending CVS receipt"

[Tropical Melody 6,545]

@Ragland Tiger nice try but not quite the right sort of nut

Today's:

"I'd never believed in demonic possession before, but these days I'm more susceptible to all manner of possibilities."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"Not sure if CD skipping... or Dillinger Escape Plan." 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,200]

"Damnit... Allgaier and Larson."

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"I guess I owe that man dinner. Holy crap!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"At least I am laughing. That is the important part!" 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,200]

"This truck is really running well."

[Sparklefan1234 173,093]

"I...Is that...Am I seeing things?" 

Edited October 6, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I had the Founders pack... and everything. And I got shafted, because as the game got popular the founders only got this very ugly camo glider thing. Which even after like a year of the game coming out and was actually popular, everyone could still buy and receive that item. It's just dog shit. Fuck you, Epic Games."

[Tropical Melody 6,545]

"But you don't want to see me rub my rod at this time of night ..."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,428]

"Remember that no matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone… ever."

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

*clap clap clap clap clap clapclap clapclap* 

"You're gonna get your fking head kicked in!" 

*clap clap clap clap clap clapclap clapclap* 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"I can't see the PP! Oh that is great for my throat."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I can't wait for Rayman to piss on Tom."

[Tropical Melody 6,545]

"I used to kiss a girl around here with bad breath when I was a teenager. Fun fact for the day. If there are any young guys watching this, you need to have better standards than what I did, please."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

"You know it's all about the

."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Matt's humping the drone again."

[Tropical Melody 6,545]

"Make me look skinny!"

 

[Sparklefan1234 173,093]

"Thank You, Della Duck."

[Northern Star 1,024]

(P1) "Look at this obscene message! Its horrible!"

....

(P2) "Its too complicated to be obscene"

(P3) "Its got everything but a plot"

[Denim&Venöm 19,412]

'Fuck me,fair fucks to them cunts boi'