Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"The NHS in Britain said to try jogging, which again is useless advice to a guy at a pool party or on a first date ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "They gangster leaned a 32,000 ton warship." 

[TBD 17,252]

“When they ask you why you love the rain, the ocean, the river, tell them because unlike the people, who should have loved you better, the water was never afraid to touch you; even when you were at your most damaged and broken.”

[Samurai Equine 50,459]

Faith in Walmart: Restored! 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"We need this 13mm spanner, not this smaller 13mm spanner ..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,054]

Gonna give them the Bob Barker treatment.

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "You... Are Japanese sexy bitch?" 

[Samurai Equine 50,459]

Not the bonding experience I was expecting today... 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"Now we'll take out the mouse nest material – this is preinstalled at the factory ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

"Whiter than a gender reveal party at a Cracker Barrel."

[Jackleberry 1,921]

Imma punch your grandma

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"Are you yelling at me? I cannot be summoned like a dog!"

 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,155]

“The volcano uprising is just getting started”

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

 "They had sex you dense fk." 

[Samurai Equine 50,459]

Is it Australian Sauce? 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"One of the many drawbacks of not having a TV is that I’m forced to live my own life."

 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"Look! Don't touch my suede! You've disturbed the nap!"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,367]

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" --Dan Vasc

[Samurai Equine 50,459]

My bubblegum has a horse tattoo?! 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"I'm probably pissing someone off doing this on YouTube – I wish I was soldering it and welding and pouring concrete at the same time, 'cause that would piss everybody off. I bet there's someone at home crying right now ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

"Why do I even have life insurance?"

[Denim&Venöm 18,332]

"If Charlie told me to sink 3500 hours into a convention, I'd tell him to go fk himself."

[Samurai Equine 50,459]

Will Bologna Peel The Paint Off Your Car? 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

Poor is the man who's pleasures depend on the permission of another.

 

[Tropical Melody 5,857]

"I'm vacationing in Europe this year."

"Really?? Gosh! Well you be careful out there! Tney have brown eggs!"