Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cagey 4,258]

"With this piece, I wanted to capture how ghosts are memories that haunt you. And if there's one thing I'm haunted by... it's using the toilet."

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"You have the breath of a thousand camel farts"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "She is aggressively Australian." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "me, looking at a bag of beef sticks when I'm high af."

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Look at the view through the window. Look at how the otter's nose follows you around the room. ___ing genius, that is."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,091]

He's half your age and twice your size.

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?"

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "Where are you living?

  "Holy fk ur ugly." 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Oh, it's a money thing.  (Slowly walks away)

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

[meme] 9 sporks and a haunted bin

 

[Brony Number 42 10,091]

It's close to quitting time. Kill me on Monday.

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "Because when I called it 'fat fk,' it turned around and responded as if that was its name." 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Oh, that's not too sad. That's just fact-of-life sad.

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Bioalchemic Products specifically does not warrant, guarantee, imply or make any representations as to its merchantability for any particular purpose and furthermore shall have no liability for or responsibility to you or any other person, entity or deity with respect of any loss or damage whatsoever caused by this device or object or by any attempts to destroy it by hammering it against a wall or dropping it into a deep well or any other means whatsoever and moreover asserts that you indicate your acceptance of this agreement or any other agreement that may be substituted at any time by coming within five miles of the product or observing it through large telescopes or by any other means because you are such an easily cowed moron who will happily accept arrogant and unilateral conditions on a piece of highly priced garbage that you would not dream of accepting on a bag of dog biscuits and is used solely at your own risk."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

  "Moldova! We're in Moldova!" 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Aww... I need a memory card. 

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"The thing looks pretty solid here, not a lot of work needed to fix this, except for, you know, the gaping holes in it ..."

 

[Enmosia Curvata 86]

"Oh god those aren't fireworks."

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"No I am not buying for work! S0d orff..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

"Hey shovels are on sale! BRO lets fking go!"

[Iforgotmybrain 7,139]

"Consumers don't want fun anymore. They just want to kill people in HD."

Edited February 2, 2024 by Iforgotmybrain

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

Someone in the US has got one, but won't post to here.

Someone in Canada has got one, but won't post to here.

But someone in Italy has got one, and WILL post to here.

That'll be the one, then.

 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

Wave after wave of FLAVOR!! 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,246]

"Hilariously cursed!"

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Wow, I've only seen that once – and that was just now!"