Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"This is like relentlessly dirty. The goo is self reproducing ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

 "#***(WOOOO CHRISPY, WOOOO TANGY, WOOOO HONEY MUSTARD!!!)

-this is not Ric Flair "

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

Hi, I have a problem with my self cleaning retractable mudflaps. The front offside retracts only half way but only if it's set to snow mode. They all work fine on rain or mud settings. Can I use the same cleaning fluid in the three different reservoirs. The dealer said the warranty is void and an MOT fail if I use snow cleaner in the mud cleaner tank?

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

 "Great idea disembodied voice. It's time to fking party!" 

[Samurai Equine 46,920]

That's not a churro...  That's bacon! 

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"I have to stop painting like a four year old and getting it everywhere."

 

[Cash In 21,679]

"I may be a ghost, but at least I still have this sick hat."

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

 “How do you know I’ve never been kicked in the lady yambags?”

[Samurai Equine 46,920]

I could have stopped hours ago... In fact, I didn't even need to do it today~! 

[Brony Number 42 10,044]

It might take 30 minutes to get out this door.

[Mirage 24,151]

'I'm huge!'

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

"The AI knows you're stoned."

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"They're on the same latitude, but Rome has a way better climate than frickin' Chicago does, what's up with that shit?"

 

[Samurai Equine 46,920]

Great. My phone has lost service, I have to do the walk of shame, AND it's raining! 

[Enmosia Curvata 82]

"7189, mind telling me what you're doing in an elevator full of ponies?" (Sh#tposting my own fanfic. :>)

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Somebody hated their job so much that I get to do it. Twice ..."

 

[Ice Princess Silky 11,044]

“Yes. I love myself. 
 

citation: me.” 
 

… Wow.

[Evil Pink One 13,381]

" I'm buying stuff i dont need again...

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

 

"a cheeky nandos is you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter.

Or like when you're absolutely hanging from the night before after drinking 60 WKD blue because they were on special and then you wake up on your mates kitchen floor at 1pm cuddling a teapot with a proper gammy mouth and the only thing that is gonna fix it and your fuzzy head is a cheeky nandos chicken wing roulette plate with extra cheeky fizzy drink after ordering tap water."

[Samurai Equine 46,920]

Life is not a movie, but wow the foreshadowing...

[Brony Number 42 10,044]

I don't want to share a room with you in Hell.

[Tropical Melody 5,209]

"Did you know that you can hurt your house ghost's feelings if you decide to move out? Then this might happen ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

"My only talent is breathing!" 

"You have asthma, moron." 

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,103]

🎶 🎶 🎶

I'm a Fluffle Shine! In a Fluffle world! 

Life in dah fluff, it's fantastic!

You can brush my fur, and hug me everywhere!

Imagination makes perfect croissants!

🎶 🎶 🎶

[Denim&Venöm 16,807]

"The logistical nightmare starts now."