Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

 That wasn't a roast, that was a fucking cremation "

 

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

12 hours ago, Silly Druid said:

"I love to watch people working."

 

 

[Samurai Equine 53,337]

I always miss everything. 

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

"This one actually wiggles, believe it or not. That does not mean it's going to come off, it just means that it wiggles."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

 "Winner of the first Tour de France."

*beep*

 "Who was the 7th panzer division?"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,442]

Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

 "I brought you very rare Exciter mech!"

[Samurai Equine 53,337]

...That's not my sandwich. 

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

You know it's hot when your fingers won't slide on the touchpad.

 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,011]

"They should give the horses big round medals too"

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

"English is the official language spoken throughout the UK, but there are other official languages too, such as Welsh, Scots, Gaelic, and, ordering a kebab while drunk ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

"it's an American past time. We eat like we have free health care."

[Samurai Equine 53,337]

Three shirts, and they're all terrible. 

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

"That's what you wanna do, spill gas into the toaster.." *sarcasm*

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

"You're taking a belief changing st.' 

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

[meme] Some people are like an old TV, they need to be slapped a few times to get the picture

 

 

[Mirage 24,774]

'Be careful, and pay attention...'

[Sparklefan1234 174,912]

"Keep feeding your hand!" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

"Bro.... Hootie going on after Inquisition would be.... just amazing to see lol"

[Samurai Equine 53,337]

What comes after the yogurt?  ... MOUTHWASH!! 

[Denim&Venöm 19,782]

"You can tell the exact moment where he went "Fuck this I'm not selling anymore." "

[Starlight Serenade 3,845]

"We had a chance to meet this young man and boy, that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him"
 

[Crash_xox 349]

"Is this the boy who had 2-3 dads?"

his mother who heard me: 

[Mirage 24,774]

'It's got to be a bad ground somewhere because it's not spinning fast enough.'

[Tropical Melody 6,856]

"Alrighty then! So Cinderella lost her croc ..."