Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

" "Target rich environment y'all!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Your lunch is ready."
"Oh thanks what did you make it?"
"Leftovers."
"Again?!"
"Different leftovers!"
"We've been eating mouldy bread for 3 days woman!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "My god this really is like seeing someone’s HOI4 game gone wrong."

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "It's a beautiful day to yell at god!" 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"You don't gotta be the best or the first, or the second best or the second first, just be yourself ..."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 4,595]

“I should’ve binge watched the teletubbies”

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,138]

I want to make a nuclear bomb and detonate it in the sky so that the clouds will disperse and I can watch the Perseid meteor shower!!!

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

A cruise is just a prison with Shuffleboard.

[Slappy Bird 58]

"Plan to make pictures for gangs and sh*t"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"At the very least, it's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss." 

"... I cannot find any fault in that logic." 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Just had to deal with the drama of a delivery driver - it's like dealing with little children - he's our Tuesday to Friday driver, he's complaining about the Monday driver, the guy we call Shrek - if you saw him you'd know why - don't know what his real name is, he's been called Shrek for so long ..."