Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"Have a nice colonsocopy Mr. DeLancie!"

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"Oh no! I dropped my dongle ..."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,199]

"Why do they call him Mikey Shoes?"

'I dunno, maybe because he wears shoes?'

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

" "Target rich environment y'all!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"Your lunch is ready."
"Oh thanks what did you make it?"
"Leftovers."
"Again?!"
"Different leftovers!"
"We've been eating mouldy bread for 3 days woman!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

 "My god this really is like seeing someone’s HOI4 game gone wrong."

[Ragland Tiger 3,463]

"Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

 "It's a beautiful day to yell at god!" 

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"You don't gotta be the best or the first, or the second best or the second first, just be yourself ..."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 6,199]

“I should’ve binge watched the teletubbies”

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,015]

I want to make a nuclear bomb and detonate it in the sky so that the clouds will disperse and I can watch the Perseid meteor shower!!!

[Ragland Tiger 3,463]

A cruise is just a prison with Shuffleboard.

[Slappy Bird 141]

"Plan to make pictures for gangs and sh*t"

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"At the very least, it's better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss." 

"... I cannot find any fault in that logic." 

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"Just had to deal with the drama of a delivery driver - it's like dealing with little children - he's our Tuesday to Friday driver, he's complaining about the Monday driver, the guy we call Shrek - if you saw him you'd know why - don't know what his real name is, he's been called Shrek for so long ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"They are coming to America and taking Mexican jobs!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"If you think that's impressive, you should see it with a kid on a leash!"

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"You know, whenever I'm in a bad mood, I do Russian accent voice then makes smile and everything is cool."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"Thankfully those worries disappeared when that tree went through the wind shield."

[Ganondorf8 11,490]

Now I have to wait two more weeks before I can complete that trade.

[Tropical Melody 6,991]

"The shmoo has now been installed."

 

[Starlight Serenade 3,846]

Here are two from today so far (it's still 10am here):

"LOOK! THESE BUILDINGS BE WILDING!!! and this other gem: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my new invention, Water." 

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

 "There was an idea. To bring together a group of undead grunge rockers. To see if they could become... something more." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,972]

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

"I have no ideer-"

"Blind!"

"Fuck!"

[Treeglow Flicker 14,071]

"Follow the wisdom of the Khajiit. You don't need to be faster than the monster. You just need to be faster than your friends."