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[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Tell you what, let's get scientific on its ass - where's me vernier gauge ..."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,154]

"MY LITTLE PHONY, MY LITTLE PHONY, AHHHHHHHHH! I used to wonder what was going on with toys like these (my little phony) until you shared their wackiness with me! Ratty hair, looking dumb, crossed eyes, and big ol' teeth, bootleg cutie marks, it's an easy feat and bad naming makes it all complete to have... My little phony, send the pictures to all of your friendssss! MY LITTLE PHONY, FAKE TOYS ARE MAGIC! "

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[TheRockARockster 54,127]

“Sir, could you step out of the car, please?”

[S0m3th1ng3ls3 199]

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[Silly Druid 7,655]

"This is most unwitchly."

[Tao 8,909]

Tis the end of the world as we mow it! 

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

You can't ask people to take away a convenience, especially after it's become popular. That's not how it works!

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "Walk like you've been sent to murder Captain America."

[Starlight Serenade 3,855]

"A doctor that has two names has to be respected"

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"Oh my god why are you blue?"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

It's okay if you disagree with me.  I can't force you to be right.

[Silly Druid 7,655]

"If Santa was real... he would be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history!"

[Samurai Equine 55,028]

 ...I guess some people just WANT to mow in the mud!

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"My great grandmother invented the donut and I'm going to believe what I want to believe."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

"I think this is where negative numbers come in handy."

[MidnightFire1222 2,276]

"Just think, however bored you are, I'm even f**king border."

[Iforgotmybrain 7,139]

"Ocelot has become even more yassified"

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "Everytime I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund." 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,154]

"And somehow, I ended up with a G6 mlp cast that's basically the characters from the school of friendship, but with common mlp species! Hooray for copying!"

[Otaku-sempai 695]

"If someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!"

[ThePinkestofPones 6,154]

"ALTERNATIVELY, couldn't we call pegasi, flight-mares? So we have night-mares and flight-mares?"

[MidnightFire1222 2,276]

"Never leave your keyboard unattended. It could escape and bite someone, especially the wireless ones."

[Denim&Venöm 20,444]

 "Dude if Dollar General partnered with Five Below and started selling games from two console generations ago it would be like Kmart never went under."

[Tropical Melody 7,504]

"I want a giant gold watch and my own personal sword. And this crown. I'd like a crown, a gold watch, my own personal sword, and throw in a sapphire or two, is that too much to ask? Probably ..."

 

[Otaku-sempai 695]

"Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket..."